Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
Wooster's School for Wayward Girls
by Yahtzee
"Telegrams before breakfast often mean terrible things, such as aunts bearing errands. But even a gypsy fortuneteller of the first degree could be excused for squinting into the palm or tea leaves or so forth and not imagining such horrors as now befell me." Written for a Yuletide long ago.