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Riverbed
by Sixteenthdays
There is the ocean. There is the shore.(X.B.'s been around the block a bit.)
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hadalpelagic zone
by Sixteenthdays
At the bottom of the ocean, something which had been sleeping woke up.
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puzzlebook
by shovel-shuffle (illusoryy)
xb does a crossword puzzle. the watchers interrupt. (this is part of my ongoing iris au series!)
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Gone Fishing
by Sixteenthdays
[GRIAN]Well, this is interesting. I thought this was one statement at first, but it looks like it’s actually two and Etho just stapled the transcripts together for some reason? So I’m going to read this top one first and then record the other one separately, to make sure things don’t get confused. Statement of- ugh, initials again. And I can’t even blame Mumbo this time. Statement of X. B. Crafted, regarding his roommate’s business dealings. Original statement transcribed February first, 2009. Statement begins.
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Social Norms
by RaeTheStar
Xb is a bit touch-starved and gets inside his head a little too often, so Keralis balances him out nicely.
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Never a Dull Moment
by Amethystfairy1
XB considered perhaps he would strangle Keralis. He'd been enduring the terrible pick-up lines the human flung at him, trying to guide his friend toward just being honest about his longtime crush on their co-worker. Then again, perhaps calling it 'endurance' was downplaying how hilarious he found the entire situation. It wasn't like he didn't get a good laugh out of it every time, and considering the colorful cast of characters he worked with, he was well used to chaos rumbling along the rails. From Jevin sprinting in flinging medkits into carts for him to direct to the Depths, to Keralis rolling in screeching perhaps the least fitting nickname ever at the top of his lungs, at the back of a train of supply crates, well...it was never a dull moment.{In which XB loves his job, Xisuma is still clueless, and a com system would be a great addition to the labs}(Hermit-a-Day May Day 8: xBCrafted)
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Schwarzschild Radius
by MawoftheMagnetar
xB's family has a dark secret, a shadow that's been trailing them since time immemorial. The tattoo blazoned on his back and the idol in his cupboard are the only trappings of that shadow that xB is willing to acknowledge. Beyond that, he's blissful in his ignorance, content to just continue as he always has.But trapped in the End thanks to Scar's machinations, xB finds himself confronted with the truth of his family's history- a truth he can't ignore...
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jevin and bdubs make fun of each other and talk about their issues a little itty bit in an inappropriately public location
by Stickly
Jevin wants to buy some redstone and his weird boyfriend is working in-store so they end up having some friendly banter
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Soft Touches, Gentle Eyes
by Shadowfire_RavenPheonix
xB just wants to kiss his boyfriend
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Event Horizon
by MawoftheMagnetar
Scar's dragged them into the depths of the End, and xB finds himself being badgered with pointless questions about his idol and his ritual. And Scar's got some ulterior motives too- when their little magic lesson goes catastrophically wrong, the entirety of the End is on the line! Is there anyone that can save them from the calamitous collapse, or has xB bitten off more than he can chew?And what's with that green thing that's following them around? A sequel of sorts to Rituality.
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Meiyia
by KitsunesPawz
“Never venture even close to the surface. They’ll catch you with their barbed wire nets and shoot you through the tail with razor sharp harpoons. And if by some miracle you’re still alive by then, they’ll drag you off, never to see the ocean again,” his family used to tell him.XB had listened for most of his life. But he was curious. Had always envied his sister for her trips to the surface.And when he was eighteen, he made the mistake of following his sister to the surface.--OR the pirate AU I won't shut up about.
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Don't Mess With My Heart
by PawPunk
Tango breaks his heart. Luckily, XB is there to help.
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Obligatory Beach Episode
by EntropicThyme
He wasn’t a dolphin all the time, to be fair, hence why he’d been able to do a couple days of Season 6 before going off to have a 500-day-long identity crisis. No, he just grew a tail and fins whenever his legs were fully submerged. Which, normally, was fine enough and easy to avoid doing around the other hermits, except–A beach ball hit him in the head.“Sorry, xB!” Pearl called, picking up the beach ball from where it had bounced. “I was aiming for Cleo!”“You were not aiming for Cleo,” Cleo retorted, “Because if you had been aiming for Cleo, then Cleo would be aiming to systematically remove all your internal organs.”---Hermit-A-Day May Day 7: What if xB was a dolphin hybrid?
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Ducklings
by CrazyCatMeow
Every Place Xb has stayed something happens and he can’t stay. He’s bullied out, the place gets raided or something happens.He just wishes he could get out.
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Simp.
by SolitarySorrow
Hypno and Jevin call each other names in the shopping district. What's new?Apparently Hypno being a simp isn't either, but this is certainly the first time Hypno's hearing about it.-inspired by hypno with no brim, and idea that hypno shaved his eyebrows at 2 am then went over to xb's base to show him his cursed eyebrow-less face, then decides to continue being cursed at ungodly hours of the night and bothering xb
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A Near-Life Experience
by Leopardmask
Mumbo's Spookification Chamber caused minor chaos all across the community. It's a good thing he found a way to undo everyone's Halloween forms... right?
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