Naruto
Cant Even Hold a
by uzumaki_rakku (fuurin_senpai)
to the heroes of war. Don't even talk about candles. Whatever. "Take me off duty. I don't care how you do it, just frigging do it. Say I'm crazy or something. I don't care." Inspired by but can't hold a matchstick to Catch-22. Part of Ode to the Nobody.