Final Fantasy VII+1
by Fashwiing
“Thank you, Shelke. It’s nice to know that at least one of us has the best interests of my entire frickin’ country at heart.” Tifa fixes the Empress with a stony, motherly look. It conveys her intense lack of sympathy for the self-wrought situation rather marvelously. “Hey,” Yuffie continues, “don’t look at me like I’m only shit talking you, here. I’ve grown up. I’ve embraced the fact that I hecked up. I put a God and almost thirty four million Gil in your air conditioning system for safe keeping. Shelke is literally the only responsible person in this building right now.”
“Well,” Tifa sighs, uncrossing her arms and brushing some hair out of her face. “At least you can admit it.”
“Admit it?” Yuffie laughs, picking bits of cobweb out of her hair. “I’m totally gonna own the hell out of it when I write my memoirs. The Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi, bested by a shitty home improvement project. I’ll make millions. I can smell the movie rights from here.”
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AVALANCHE: Ten Years Later.
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