Zetsufan fiction

Character · 1,687 works

Zetsu turns up in 30 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 22,000 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

Works

Some results are potentially explicit

Naruto

Zetsu On Zetsu Violence

by LesbianOzoneLizard

Kaguya yeets reformed!Zetsu back in time to fix what he fucked up. Zetsu lands at Kannabi Bridge.See, the problem is that Zetsu went back in time COMPLETELY, so there's reformed!Zetsu, and there's stupid!Zetsu both running around.Chaos Ensues.

Teen 2.6k words 7 / ? ch In progress 498 kudos

Chaos · Crack · Crack Treated Seriously · Good Kaguya (Naruto)· +11 more

Naruto

Orange Foxes and Aloe

by BombsAreForBabies

(I don't need the sun to photosynthesize, as long as you have those bright blue eyes.) Zetsu is a plant person who is trying to resurrect his mother to take over the world. Naruto's favorite hobby is gardening. They make it work.

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 418 kudos

Falling In Love · rare pair hell · crackship · Crack· +13 more

Naruto

How They Met!

by Mousebane

This is gonna be a many part series for some of the fellas from the Naruto universe. I’ll add necessary tags to their respective Parts in the series. Each part after this is most likely gonna be mature/explicit. Chapter names will be the Leading Male.

Teen 9.8k words 22 ch Complete 57 kudos

Adopted Sibling Relationship · Curious Zetsu · Ebisu is a Pervert · Genma's A Smartass· +10 more

Naruto

I Choked-Out a Cockroach (Because My Lab Partners are Weak)

by Clever_Girl_22

Zetsu's insect collection is due in two hours, but it looks like he isn't done with the massacre just yet. Lord knows if his lab partners would've ever managed to get through theirs without his help.

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 50 kudos

(kisame is unfortunately) · Akatsuki Gift Exchange 2020 · Alternate Universe - College/University · Bonus Gift· +6 more

Naruto

Swan Song

by death13

Swans sing most beautifully before they die. Tragedy told through the lens of three hours or less.

Teen 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 44 kudos

Angst · Cannibalism · Corpse Desecration · Death· +5 more

Naruto

Zetsu's diary

by HaruHyuu

The akatsuki finds out Zetsu's and each others dirty little secrets. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING of course! Cracking pairings ahead.

Teen 981 words 1 / ? ch In progress 22 kudos

Anal Sex · Awkward Crush · Crack · Crack Relationships· +11 more

Naruto (Anime & Manga)

and forever the

by JadeNightTheWriter

Zetsu latches on to his only living relative (Kakashi). Things… devolve from there.Inspired by this.

Teen 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 17 kudos

Crack · POV Third Person · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Ootsutsuki Kaguya is Hatake Kakashi's Parent· +9 more

Naruto

Green Thumb

by CrimsonAdri

Due to some of my stories being stolen you may not view them if you're not a registered user. I'm sorry. I didn't want to do this but it's a safety precaution. (You can still view them on FF.net and wattpad without needing to sign in.)Hanako loves to garden. When she found out that the Akatsuki base had a greenhouse she didn't mind being there as much. She's the only one Zetsu will let inside for her green thumb.

Teen 1k words 1 ch Complete 14 kudos

Flowers · Fluff · Oneshot · Romance· +2 more

Naruto (Anime & Manga)

Christmas Mishaps

by neullifa

Sakura Haruno is just a medical student looking to escape the holiday chaos, and what better way to do that than to spend Christmas in a cabin with a bunch of quirky, dysfunctional friends who just happen to call themselves Akatsuki? Deidara’s making explosive art, Tobi’s causing chaos, and Zetsu… well, Zetsu’s being a little mysterious, with just enough softness to make Sakura’s heart do somersaults.

General 5.1k words 1 ch Complete 14 kudos

Christmas Fluff · Holidays · Found Family · Modern Era· +4 more

Naruto (Anime & Manga)

Akatsuki on Target

by qu33rbait

“Zetsu here— Good morning team, I have reason to believe someone from corporate is coming in undercover today, so make sure nothing goes wrong. Or else.”The Akatsuki try to manage a chaotic Target all while everything goes wrong. For Fest no Jutsu 2024 prompt: AU where the Akatsuki all work at a retail store. How do these crazy folks handle customers?

Teen 4k words 1 ch Complete 13 kudos

Alternate Universe - Retail · Crack · Target (American Department Store) · Secret Identity· +11 more

Naruto

The Round

by KriKee

Zetsu was a creature shaped by the will of a goddess to bring war and summon her back. His mind a war drum, he conducts world's actions to music only he can hear.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 12 kudos

i was legitimately high on medicine when I wrote this · What Was I Thinking? · kinda poetry · sort of meta· +4 more