The Witcher (TV)+1
by Blackout22
You know, one doesn’t normally expect to be assualted with magic then blasted into a river after being attacked by an anger driven mage with a grudge so strong against your ex-best friend that they go after a pathetic bard because your ex-best friend is too strong and hard to find so they have to settle for you. Yet here I am, in pain, bleeding from places which I can not even discern, on the bank of a river. How fun.What a jolly way to start my shit filled day. See I can rhyme even when I’m delusional, take that Valdo Marx! Alright, let me get you up to speed. You’ll need context to understand my shit filled drowner of a situation. So let’s start from the beginning, the beginning of how I became a wolf.
Teen 11k words 4 / ? ch In progress 78 kudos
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