Merlin (TV)
Merlin Unrefined Is an Old Woman with a Devilish Smile
by CoalBirds
“I am many things,” Merlin said, already enjoying himself. It was to get the information, he promised—that was all that it was. “But you may refer to me as the Dolma.”“The…what?”“The Dolma!” he yelled, snapping at the man who had, in his opinion, a terrible looking beard.“Okay? Am I supposed to know who that is, old hag?”“Old hag? Oh, how dare you, you…you—” The Dolma didn’t know what to say, so instead she just threw a killing glare at the man and huffed. “Never mind that, I am here for information.”“Well, you’re not getting any.” The man then squinted to take a closer look. “Does the King even know you’re here? You don’t really seem like the kind of person who lives in Camelot.”“I don’t. I’m from elsewhere, but I have come here to pull the truth out of you even if I have to use my bare hands to reach down into your throat to get them.”After Merlin wears out the Dragoon disguise, he decides to break out the next new diva for Camelot to deal with. Gaius is still all too done with his ward and his shenanigans and, really, the old man is just begging for retirement before Merlin finally kills him off.