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Wolf 359 (Radio)
by bacchusofficial
Kepler said, with a short, confident laugh, "I don't know if you've forgotten in your brand new virus-founded idiocracy, but Dr. Maxwell and I put together are pretty damn smart. Pretty damn smart. I'm sure we can handle one job without you."
Wolf 359 (Radio)
Wolf 359 (Radio)
by moeexyz
Kepler turns just in time to see Jacobi’s hands fall limply to the floor, eyes rolling shut. Or, Jacobi has a close call, and Kepler isn't happy about it.
Wolf 359 (Radio)
by gortysproject
kepler's a fan of roadtrip games. jacobi's been locked in the brig with him for weeks. this can only end badly.
Wolf 359 (Radio)
Wolf 359 (Radio)
by thimbleoflight
Kepler experiences the time loop with Lovelace. Being Kepler, he does nothing and tells no one.
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Wolf 359 (Radio)
by lesbianjackrackham
Kepler touches his team. It's not always professional.
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Wolf 359 (Radio)
by LiterallyThePresident
“I didn’t even think of any witty last words!” Jacobi exclaimed as the water lapped greedily at his lips, “Or something that means something. Colonel, Warren I-“ then the water reached his mouth, and he couldn’t lift his chin any higher.
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Wolf 359 (Radio)
by clockworkeyes
Kepler had pulled him into the space as soon as they'd heard the footsteps approaching, and why exactly there was a supply closet in this office Jacobi didn't know but he could only be intensely grateful in the moment. Then, he registered the reality of the situation.--Jacobi and Kepler get trapped in a closet.
Wolf 359 (Radio)
by fab_ia
kepler likes driving, whenever the three of you are on the road- you're fairly certain he just never wants to leave the two of you in charge of anything to do with travel, because you can't book a hotel to save your life and maxwell doesn't believe in speed limits.plus, not being told you have a mission; ihop; and a glass against half a bottle.
Wolf 359 (Radio)
by ImperialEvolution
Kepler has a habit of writing scripts for every situation he can think of. Jacobi always seems to defy them.
Wolf 359 (Radio)
by colonelkepler
Kepler faces a strangely familiar situation, though this time it won't go nearly as well.
Wolf 359 (Radio)
by possessedradios (orphan_account)
Kepler doesn't even like Cutter's Christmas parties that much, but he'd never go so far as to get drunk or make up cheap excuses about bodily functions.