kurtjmacfan fiction

Character · 132 works

kurtjmac turns up in 92 works open to everyone here. The average one runs about 3,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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MindCrack

And a Bottle of Scotch

by kappa77

Aboard the pirate ship, the Mindcrack, a call about a man overboard rings out and they pull up a man drenched in salt water and covered in tattoos. Or, as my 2013 summary puts it "the Mindcrackers are pirates on the high seas, divided on to two ships, Kurt has a compass which is a little bit magic, and everyone on board is a BAMF."

Teen 27k words 10 / ? ch In progress 57 kudos

Alternate Universe - Pirate · Slow Build · past mentions of whipping · Pirates· +4 more

MindCrack RPF

brewed coffee

by orphan_account

Kurt orders the same kind of coffee that Zisteau always gets, and becomes a regular. Etho snarks at the side.

General 5.7k words 4 / ? ch In progress 54 kudos

MindCrack RPF

i cant catch lightning

by orphan_account

Also known as piglet AU from Tumblr. Original prompt: "Hey I was thinking about how pigs get turned in to zombie pigmen when struck by lightning, and how Zisteau joined a few months after Kurt, and how adorable it would be if Kurt had found a baby pig and decided he had no other plans so he took care of it, and sometimes let it sip out of his coffee until the pig just really liked how Kurt made it and you see where I'm going with this?"

General 4.8k words 1 ch Complete 51 kudos

MindCrack

And A Very Merry

by kappa77

It's a very interesting Christmas party for the Mindcrackers.

General 1k words 1 ch Complete 36 kudos

Christmas · Christmas Party · Fluff · Mistletoe· +2 more

MindCrack+1

Shirtless

by orphan_account

A little spinoff of that one MindCrack pirate AU, where Zisteau goes around shamelessly topless, and Kurt's tats are always covered by his sleeve. Rated for swearing and a bit of drinking.

Teen 1k words 1 ch Complete 32 kudos

Drinking · topless guys

MindCrack RPF

For the Sake of a Friend

by fireredlily

Based on a prompt from Red-Wolfz on Tumblr (link in story notes). Zisteau was originally a human that was captured by zombie pigmen in the Nether, and eventually became one himself. A few months after his escape to the Overworld, the zombie pigmen decide they want him back, and the Mindcrack server members agree to their demands after they destroy Spawn Village. All except one KurtJMac.

Teen 6.7k words 11 ch Complete 28 kudos

Betrayal · Exile · Burns · Gore· +3 more

MindCrack RPF

Catnip

by orphan_account

Vechs takes a liking to Kurt. Zisteau looks on amusedly.

General 938 words 1 ch Complete 26 kudos

MindCrack RPF

stolen shots

by orphan_account

photographer!Kurt gets an assignment to a photoshoot for heterochromia, and forgets to tell the model that it's also prevalent in cats. (photographer and model AU, prompt from tumblr.)

General 879 words 1 ch Complete 23 kudos

also a lot of cats

MindCrack

Welcome to Mindcrack

by kappa77

A Mindcrack/Welcome to Night Vale AU where Kurt is Cecil and Zisteau is Carlos.

Teen 1.1k words 1 / ? ch In progress 23 kudos

Alternate Universe · Radio · Inspired by Welcome to Night Vale · Alternate Universe - Welcome to Night Vale Setting· +3 more

MindCrack RPF

Stress Relief

by fireredlily

Set in their F1 racing series. Kurt places particularly badly in a race, and it's up to Beef to take his mind off of it. Fluff.

General 843 words 1 ch Complete 19 kudos

Fluff · Massage

MindCrack

One Dance

by kappa77

In which Zisteau is an actual zombie pigman who lives in the Nether and acts a bit like The Little Mermaid.

General 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 19 kudos

Songfic · Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - The Little Mermaid · Inspired by Music

MindCrack

Stir Things Up

by kappa77

Made from 2 prompts: 1st-Vechs' or Kurt's WhiteText/YellowText play matchmaker. 2nd- Pretty much I want a 101Dalmatians inspired meeting with Kurt and Vechs with their respective balls of text. So pretty much, their balls of text are making them trip over each other.

Teen 2.5k words 1 ch Complete 15 kudos

Pre-Slash · Pre-Relationship · Fluff and Humor · Inspired by a Movie· +1 more