@WorstMuse
Actual Worst
by recrudescence
A muse does not exist in isolation, especially in the age of social media.
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12 @WorstMuse stories are open to everyone here, 100% of them complete. The average one runs about 800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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@WorstMuse
by recrudescence
A muse does not exist in isolation, especially in the age of social media.
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by lea_hazel
"So You Want to Be a Woobie" -- how to be an emotional roller-coaster and mistreat all your friends in the process.
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by Rosencrantz
Every author dreams of the day their muse will come and bestow them with idea upon idea! Delia Littlechild should have stayed in bed.
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by amberspyglass
I’d love to believe that some of the muses call me “Dish” because I’m pretty or because there's always great gossip about me, but I think it’s actually short for “disheveled.”
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by amberite
It begins on a dark and stormy night: doesn't it always? You're fleeing the boudoir of a personal friend, whose curves are in the right places. At least you think they're in the right places: there is always the possibility that she could be concealing eldritch non-Euclidean geometries beyond comprehension. Because, you know. Women. You are... you have been... compromised. The Worst Muse is in your head.
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