Cracked: After Hours+1
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Cracked: After Hours+1
4 Clues That Youre
by sarcasticsra
Dan had a decent job (assistant photographer/gopher/secretary/person who took care of all the shit Katie didn’t have time for), a decent understanding of his friends and/or co-workers (while it was true Michael was ridiculous, he was at least consistently ridiculous), and nothing on his plate he couldn't handle (the lack of focus on him from startlingly pretty people actually made things a hell of a lot easier). So, all in all, his life could be worse. But could it also—maybe—be better?
Cracked: After Hours+1
Four Times No One
by sarcasticsra
Dan and Soren's co-workers may be slightly oblivious. Slightly.
Cracked: After Hours+1
5 Personality Traits
by sarcasticsra
“That’s the most pointless conversation ever—it’s all completely obvious,” says Soren. “You’re a Hufflepuff, Katie’s a Ravenclaw, Michael’s—” “A classic Gryffindor,” cuts in Dan, and it’s weirdly defiant, the way he’s looking at Soren right now.
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5 Signs You May Be
by sarcasticsra
“He’s been like since we started this show on Netflix. I think we have like two episodes left, but I dragged him out tonight and… it’s just this. This… nothing.” “Can’t you snap him out of it?” she asks. “I dunno, he’s kinda fun like this,” says Michael, now poking Dan’s face.
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4 Types of People Who
by sarcasticsra
“I can’t believe you guys,” she says, outraged. “You didn’t even watch the movie, did you?”
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i might be driven to
by Kaywinnit
"It would be hard to live your entire life with someone and not be at least somewhat fond of them. That is what Dan has heard, anyway, but he suspects most people who have grown up with people they have come to begrudgingly care for do not know Michael." Michael and Dan drink to memories of the past, think about the present, and talk about the future.
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Coffee Mugs and The Unbearable Closeness of Four
by kiden
They have their own mugs. Coffee mugs that live in her house, that she shoves in her dishwasher and puts away and never finds herself using, even if they’re the only clean things left
Cracked: After Hours+2
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Godzilla hates rich
by siangjiang
Katie wonders when Daniel and Soren's power dynamic changed.
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First Date Faux Pas
by sarcasticsra
N00b has (in retrospect, what should be) the obvious pointed out to him.
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Its a small world after
by siangjiang
Soren looked at Katie in disbelief "Michael has a roommate?""Or boyfriend" she said "We're not really sure"
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Sometimes he has two
by siangjiang
Soren wasn't good with children, including his own. Even Daniel could tell.
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Yes Homo
by sarcasticsra
L33t thinks things may have changed. N00b clarifies everything for him.
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A shortcut
by siangjiang
The alleyway was the most terrifying thing Daniel had ever seen. It was the sort of place vampires found a snack, and serial killers made themselves more prolific. He walked as close to Soren as his own social anxiety would allow, casting nervous glances over his shoulder. If a deranged murderer wasn't going to kill them, surely a bite from the rats running along the wall would.
Cracked: After Hours+2
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Actually Love
by faequeentitania
They like to think he’s the dumb one of the group. And maybe sometimes he was, about certain things, so sue him. But he was light years ahead of them in the ways that mattered.
Cracked: After Hours+2