Homestuckfan fiction

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39,115 Homestuck stories are open to everyone here, 79% of them complete, mostly in English. The ships readers come back to most are Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam and John Egbert/Dave Strider. The average one runs about 4,800 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Unwanted Free Ugly Troll

by orphan_account

The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it. It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.

Teen 72k words 28 ch Complete 7.6k kudos

inspired by petstuck · and also this one picture on tumblr · this is mostly self-indulgent crap because that picture is so sad · dave and bro take in a small unwanted troll· +4 more

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Silence is Golden

by wittyy_name

John lost his ability to speak after his vocal chords were damaged due to a childhood illness. He's been picked on and bullied in school, but he has a lot of good friends who protect him. Dave is the new kid, an ironic jock, and a cool mystery. He's intrigued by the quiet kid and it isn't long before he develops a crush. Even though John's friends make it difficult for Dave to get close to him, but the cool kid is determined. This is the story of two boys who stumble through the awkwardness of young love and a communication barrier. Meanwhile a rejected friend and a stubborn brother meet and struggle to understand their own feelings.

Teen 147k words 21 ch Complete 6.5k kudos

Mute!John · Alternate Universe - High School · Sign Language · Muteness· +2 more

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Loophole

by saccharineSylph

Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.

Teen 54k words 17 ch Complete 5k kudos

Petstuck · trolls as pets · Nonhuman · paternal· +7 more

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MC Escher thats my

by Unda

Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake. > Karkat: investigate the stairs

Teen 635k words 44 ch Complete 4.5k kudos

Child Abuse · Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Alternate Universe - Soulmates · Soulmate-Identifying Marks· +11 more

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The Finer Details of Gay

by clumsyoctopus

Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old. You have just gotten engaged. The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”. You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

Teen 81k words 24 ch Complete 3.9k kudos

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i will buy the flower

by roachpatrol

He walks like a cat who has tape on his paws, and has had tape on his paws for a very long time, and who never expects to ever again walk without scrunching miserably from side to side in a tangle of self-loathing and confusion. It hurts to look at him, but it hurts more not to.

General 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 3.7k kudos

Pale Romance | Moirallegiance · Alternate Universe - In the Veil

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Don't Forget the Sun

by Weevilo707

Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live past nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it. Also, aliens have sunglasses. He was better off dying on Alternia, wasn't he?[Discontinued]

Teen 205k words 23 / ? ch In progress 3.6k kudos

Accidental Drug Use · Culture Shock · Embedded Images · Hallucinations· +17 more

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A Lullaby For Gods

by inkteacup

Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

General 971k words 167 / ? ch In progress 3.5k kudos

(hello the fun without plot tag is misleading · Angst · Arc structure · Blood and Gore· +12 more

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Herding Cats

by childishGambino

In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.

Teen 465k words 31 ch Complete 3.4k kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Hivebent · Shipping · Pesterlog· +13 more

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So It Goes

by TGP

They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him. Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.

Teen 57k words 35 ch Complete 3.3k kudos

Endgame AU · Angst · Dirk is trying to undo Bro's Damage · He's not great at it· +19 more

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Your Interpersonal

by sicklekind

A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend. Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.

Teen 8.2k words 1 ch Complete 3.3k kudos

How-to Manual · Educational · Developing Relationship · Friends to Lovers· +9 more