Captain America (Movies)+1
If Your Dog Has No Nose, How Does It Smell?
by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Steve studied the photos arrayed in front of him, then looked up at Peggy. "What's the weapon?" "A joke." Steve stared at her as Bucky said, incredulously, "Are you seriously telling me a joke killed them?" "It's been tested, Sergeant. It works. Mr Scribbler accidentally created a joke so funny that it kills people." A killer joke. Steve wanted to bury his face in his hands and laugh. "Alright. You've developed a killer joke that can take out the Germans. What do you need me for?" One of the British Commanders leaned forward. "The problem we're facing, Captain Rogers, is that it's a weapon almost too dangerous to use, since an ordinary man," he said meaningfully, "can only take one word." And there it was. "You want me to learn the joke."