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Penis SMP+1
by Trisdani
The spark of the electric chair plagues his memories, forcing him to leave the bed with a shaky breath, sitting outside, trying to recollect himself.in which, even after all they've been through, Shittyfartbaby69 still can't seem to let go of his darkest regrets.
Hermitcraft RPF+2
by CloudDragon
After the first execution and Shitty's revival, Penis runs to an emergency base he'd made thousands of blocks away. An emergency base that, for some reason, since he last went there, is now halfway inside a new world border.And someone who was out there to get more sand finds him.Basically: I don't know hermitcraft well enough to feel like I can write fanfic of it from the hermit's point of views, if at all, I want to write more PSMP fanfic and PSMP fanfic is obviously not fully taken seriously so if the characterization isn't entirely right it won't be terrible, and this idea's been floating around in my head for a little while so this exists now. Penisunavalible goes to hermitcraft.Also yeah I've decided to stop having my psmp fics be anonymous. this is my eighth one they're the main thing I'm writing right now I'm not going to hide anymore lol. sorry to everyone who's not in mcytblr who sees thisWooo! As of chapter 6 this is now the longest penis smp fanfic on ao3, as far as I know. That's poggers.
Minecraft (Video Game)+2
by Zazibine
It was never supposed to get so big. It was just an SMP with a couple friends of his he had met from the Hypixel discord server, it was never supposed to go viral! But now there were sugar crash clips and trending tumblr posts and fucking memes.The masses wanted lore.Shit, they were screwed.
Minecraft (Video Game)+2
PeniSMP+1
by Anonymous
A little look into why the Spawn Aquarium might have been built, and the walls that can be built between family members (even when they still care deeply about each other).
Penis SMP+1
by palo_mar
Shitty remembers. He remembers a time begore it all went to crap. He remembers peace and harmony, with Penis. BASED OVER SHITTY'S STREAM "All that's left (Penis SMP) (lore)"
Penis SMP
by Anonymous
Milfboss has a project. Turbothruster offers to help out.(A prequel to "the well has run dry".)
Dream SMP+1
by lmanburg (drythesage)
EXT. AN OPEN FIELD - MORNINGWILBUR opens his eyes to a bright green sky. Surrounding him are rolling blue hills. A yellow robin flies overhead. He does not recognize this place.WILBUR(confused)What the hell?---Wilbur Soot gets trapped in the Penis SMP but also a time-loop.
Minecraft (Video Game)+2
by Anonymous
Milfboss and Wifehaver have a not-shit day.
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
by CloudDragon
Short Shittypenis drabble, because I felt like it and I still care enough about these characters that I don't want them to fully fall out of having a fandom just yet
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
by CloudDragon
Milfboss wishes sometimes that she never made a golden hoe, that she didn’t know all of the other uses for strength potions. But she got too deep into all this to go back years ago, so she might as well keep swimming around.
Penis SMP
by Vanyel
So I’ll raise you, and I’ll teach you, cuz that’s all that I can do.
PeniSMP+1
by DoomedIdeas
i had wings once.and you may see the losing of them as you like,but please know this before i tell you more:it was worth every torturous second.--the other point of view, after enough time in a dead server.
Penis SMP
by Anonymous
The Penis SMP fandom is built off of taking nonsense too seriously, so I took a short train of thought I had at the end of the wedding today and turned it into this
PeniSMP+1
by DoomedIdeas
this world's story seems to be over, she thinks, traveling through homes and creations that they have left behind. stories that cannot let their characters die, that cannot finalize an arc, that can finally leave behind whatever must be watching them.what happened to the audience?
PeniSMP+2
by Immortalz
He… wasn’t quite sure how he got here, to be honest, but he supposed he couldn’t just leave the child there. Not when they looked up at him with those teary mismatched eyes after having wandered out of the portal.The downside: he had no clue how to deal with children. Especially Piglins.So Turbo did the only thing he could think of: he brought the child to the Cummunity House, where he’d ask Penis for help.
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
by Anonymous
Sweetcakes finally gets the hang of shapeshifting into humanoid form, and decides that it’s time for a change in lifestyle.
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
by Anonymous
Mommy Milf can’t build but needs something made, and Papercutninja wants to win Ben Dover's affection. They work together. Or: My interpretation of how Mommy convinced Paper to build the bunker.If you see this in a set of tumblr asks that’s intentional I’m just posting it here too
PeniSMP+1
by Smarterthantheaverageidiot
Cumshits (Shi) is finally settling back down. The memories from the electric chair conflict are still fresh and sharp in his mind, but he sets that aside in an attempt to build himself a life. Unfortunately, the universe is a cruel mistress, and the moment Shi finds his footing, he is plunged into the unexpected.
Minecraft (Video Game)+1
by Anonymous
Sweetass kills someone. that's it, that's the ficAKA: I wanted to write something but am low on ideas for my stories so I did this.