Starkidfan fiction

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51 Starkid stories are open to everyone here, 78% of them complete. The average one runs about 8,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Starkid+1

Indulgences

by StarshipDancer

Quirrell likes to read before bed. Voldemort just has to deal with that.

Teen 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 471 kudos

Quirrellmort - Freeform · Quirrelmort

A Very Potter Musical+1

Flowers are Wonderful

by StarshipDancer

Quirrell finally gets to plant his flowers, and Voldemort deals with it.

Teen 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 389 kudos

Quirrellmort - Freeform · Quirrelmort

A Very Potter Musical+2

Want You to Know

by StarshipDancer

Voldemort is having guilty thoughts about abandoning Quirrell in Azkaban. With references to Brian Rosenthal's song to Joe Walker.

Teen 955 words 1 ch Complete 344 kudos

Quirrellmort - Freeform · Quirrelmort

Starkid+2

High School AU

by timoothyy

A High School AU, where all of the tgwdlm character are like 17 and go to High School. Henry is a shy nerd and Ted is that one lazy asshole kid. They have to work on a project together, what more can I say? Enjoy.

Teen 40k words 22 ch Complete 338 kudos

A lot of swearing because I don’t have any self control · Angst · Fluff · High School· +4 more

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid+2

Inevitable

by Writer207

Paul hadn’t died in the explosion. Not really. And now he had to witness how his worst nightmare came true.

General 349 words 1 ch Complete 261 kudos

the apotheosis is upon us · TGWDLM · Sad Ending · don't read if you're looking for something happy· +1 more

Starkid+1

Christmas Decorating

by StarshipDancer

Voldemort hates Christmas. Or, at least that's what he's convinced Quirrell.

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 257 kudos

Quirrellmort - Freeform · Quirrelmort

Starkid+2

First Name Base

by orphan_account

I already posted this on my tumblr, but I thought I’d also post it here, since people seemed to like this.And I gave it an actual title! (it doesn’t make sense but still!)Plot: Show Stoppin Number never happens here, it’s basically just the characters living in the fortress during the apocalypse. It starts after Bill and Paul leave to get Alice. The Professor never turns bad and instead kind of comes together with Ted (because this is a Tedgens fic duh). Also Bill and Alice survive (just because I want them to. It doesn’t have anything to do with the plot, but they deserve it). I put in Hidgens original backstory (the infectious disease researcher thing), and Ted has a booze problem because he’s been rejected a lot, so it‘s gonna be a little angsty I guess.TW: Ted is an alcoholic and verbal abuse is mentioned

Teen 9.6k words 6 ch Complete 209 kudos

Apocalypse · TW: mention of verbal abuse · tw: alcohol abuse

Starkid+1

The Glory Days Are Gone For Good (Or Are They?)

by timoothyy

Ted and Henry were Highschool sweethearts but they broke up when Ted went to a college far away while Henry stayed near Hatchetfield.The story takes place about 15 years later. Henry is a professor and teaches at a college in Hatchetfield, when Ted comes back.Obviously now, after all these years, they finally meet again.(they are the same age in this)

General 36k words 22 ch Complete 204 kudos

Slow Burn · high school sweethearts

Black Friday - Team StarKid+5

Stoned And Anxious Teenagers Take Advice From Fanfics

by Ourfandomcrazyuniverse

Alice freaks out to Deb because her mom is coming over to meet her ‘boyfriend’. So Deb suggests they ask her friend for help and take part in a classic ‘fake date’ scheme. So they ask Ethan Green

General 14k words 1 ch Complete 185 kudos

1 (one) uwu tw · Smoke club gang · as with last time Alice and Bill don’t have a last name so I’m calling them the ‘lakes’ again · fake dating fic· +2 more

Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Team StarKid+4

Dirty Dudes Must Die -

by iamavacado

Grace, with the power of the Black Book, starts killing off "dirty dudes" under everyone's nose. Peter and Steph realize that not only does she have the book and is using it to murder supposed 'perverts', she will probably destroy anyone who gets in her way. Peter and Steph have to team up to take Grace down before she levels Hatchetfield (and Clivesdale) to rubble.Takes place directly after the credits roll of NPMD.

Teen 176k words 36 / ? ch In progress 178 kudos

Starkid - Freeform · directly after the credits · Nerdy Prudes Must Die · Musical: Nerdy Prudes Must Die· +28 more

Firebringer - Team StarKid+1

I Thought You Hated Me

by user1718

Jemilla comes into the cafe Zazzalil works at, and it's love at first sight (even though she won't admit it). Zazzalil only has one problem: she's a useless lesbian. More specifically, when around pretty girls (Jemilla), she can unintentionally act like a bit of an asshole...Both Zazzalil and Jemilla think the other hates them, but they still see each other every day, because Jemilla still needs her coffee.(I'm bad at summaries but we all need more Jazzalil content in our lives so just ignore my bad summary)

General 4.7k words 1 ch Complete 173 kudos

Modern AU · coffee shop AU · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés· +2 more

A Very Potter Musical+4

Im Not Taking You For

by orphan_account

A Quirrellmort one-shot inspired by Eric Kahn Gale's "The Bully Book". Voldemort's careless comment triggers painful memories in Quirrell. How will both of them act in the light of the new things they learn about each other's past?

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 160 kudos

Henry Hidgens - Fandom+7

Don’t Get Me Wrong (highschool au)

by Tennantxbarrowman

Henry Hidgens was a nerd, a big nerd. His hair was already gray from stress, and he was absolutely obsessed with biology. Ted, on the other hand, didn’t care. He got garbage grades but they didn’t matter to him in the grand scheme of things. So, what happens when his parents force him to get a tutor?

General 6.4k words 7 ch Complete 158 kudos

AU · Alternate Universe · Other relationships - Freeform · Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins mentioned· +7 more

Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier - Holmes/McMahon/Lang & Lang & Gale+2

Things Unseen

by DaughterOfDungeonBat

You learn to ignore many things, working in the palace of the Magic Kingdom.

General 429 words 1 ch Complete 156 kudos

Alternate Universe · Everybody Lives · Angst · Secret Relationship· +1 more

Starkid+1

The Last Survivors

by ParaKeat

In which Paul and Bill make it back to the fortress with Alice alive, and Hidgens doesn't go full Workin' Boys on Ted and Emma. Bill is trying to make things right with his daughter, Paul and Emma try and make things work while surviving for their lives, Hidgens tries to find a cure while wallowing in his past and Ted is drowning in his guilt and loneliness

Teen 3.8k words 4 / ? ch In progress 134 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · TGWDLM · might add warnings later

Batman The Dark Knight Rises+2

Mercy Darkness

by songofgallifrey

When Hermione comes to visit her Grandfather Alfred, she meets the mysterious Bruce Wayne and soon enough sparks fly. But a new villain is in town and he is about to tear these two apart with their darkest secrets yet.

Teen 55k words 30 ch Complete 131 kudos