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Strontium Dogfan fiction
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39 Strontium Dog stories are open to everyone here, 79% of them complete. The average one runs about 6,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer+1
Towards an Archaeology
by Prochytes
The untold story of Wulf Sternhammer and his One That Got Away.
Judge Dredd (Comics)+3
Unexpected items in baggage area
by Quartzjaguar, Rosewind2007
Murderbot and ART meet characters from 2000ad. This is a hell story and i hope at least someone enjoys it. discontinued and replaced by “Sneck, Drokk, Fuck!”
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Eyes that seek but cant
by metalboxes
The name scrawls itself across Johnny's wrist one morning, when he's ten. The smoky lens of his goggles blurs the line between skin and ink, but it's legible all the same. Huddled under blankets, shining a flashlight on his arm in a makeshift pillow fort, Ruthie squints at the messy scrawl."Huh," she says finally. "I don't think I've seen that one before."
2000 AD (Comics)+3
A Bullet With Your Name
by metalboxes
Johnny Alpha is irresponsible. Alpha is pathetic. He’s any other punk on the street, just another mutie mercenary with a couple fancy tricks....He dreams of blood coating his knuckles, bruises emblazoned black and blue on his skin. Of a raspy voice, low and harsh and grating in his ear-Soulhate AU - where the name of your fated enemy is written on your body.
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Rage
by Quartzjaguar
A quick thing on Johnny Alpha and the rage. Might be worth a read if you like Strontium Dog and don’t mind a but if gore. I readmetalboxes story “eyes that seek but can’t erase” and came up with this. It’s a great story, so go check it out. They have some pretty cool ones.
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Lights
by metalboxes
Porn Industry!AU It's been three days since the treaty was signed in blood, and seventeen year old child soldier Johnny Alpha isn't all too sure if he wants to be an SD agent or not. Life is a journey, not a destination
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Doghouse Blues
by Quartzjaguar
Beatrice Walker (therapist) doesn’t think life can get any worse. She’s about to find out just how wrong she is.
2000 AD (Comics)+1
A History of the Galaxy in 100 Takeaways
by EledoneCirrhosa
So what do Strontium Dogs eat when they are tracking down their bounties? A series of short vignettes on the topic of takeaways in the SD universe. Not sure I’ll get to 100, but I’ll add chapters and tags as and when inspiration strikes.
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A potentially explicit work
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Graves
by Quartzjaguar
Yet another analysis thing! Hope someone enjoys it. I started thinking about how others would view his death and this happened.
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Dust to Dust A Strontium
by EledoneCirrhosa
So you think you’d make a good Stront, eh? Be Johnny Alpha, head off after the bad guys and see how long you last… Or maybe you could go shopping instead?INSTRUCTIONS: This is a gamebook. Read the paragraph, make your decision, then scroll up or down to the named section to continue the story. There are lots of ways to die in the choices. Some of them remarkably silly.
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Legacy
by Quartzjaguar
What if Kreelman had thought about his options? What would happen if Johnny Alpha never existed? Also, is it really unethical if no one will ever know?Thanks to Rosewind2007 for beta reading!
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Height of stupidity
by Quartzjaguar
When you’re fighting with your partner over how often you get injured, things can get hard. Usually though, it doesn’t impact your ability to make tea. For Johnny Alpha though? Things always go a bit weird. Meteor showers, broken china and sulking abound. And maybe some emotions as well. Who knows?
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Resurrection
by Quartzjaguar
I always thought Johnny was surprisingly calm about the whole being brought back to life thing. Personally, I’d be a little bit peeved. In his defence, he did attempt to rectify the situation, but still. Anyways, I’ve written a thing, and made him angrier. Enjoy!Tags may change later, Im trying to work out the logistics of an exorcism.
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The Footie the Mutie and
by EledoneCirrhosa
Johnny Alpha thinks rookie bounty hunter Kenton Sternhammer needs to get some life experience of travelling cargo-class. Things don’t work out quite how he planned, courtesy of some kids, a football and the identity of some of the first-class passengers.
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Blood and Ashes
by EledoneCirrhosa
In the aftermath of Johnny Alpha's death, some unexpected visitors turn up in the Milton Keynes mutant ghetto.
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Just Passing Through
by EledoneCirrhosa
Normally, if you want a quiet few days, the Babel 4 transfer station is your last, best hope for peace. But today is not proving to be a normal day.This story was originally printed in issue 4 of Dogbreath, the Strontium Dog fanzine.