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Dream SMP+2
Like A Diamond in the Sky
by MatleenaMaddie
Skeppy lets himself slide against the wall and onto the floor. Well, this is… For the lack of any better term, this is a fucking shitty situation. He is lost in the middle of outer space and has apparently been kidnapped by a trio of aliens. And well- there are a few things Skeppy knows about aliens, from distractedly listening to Spifey’s rants. The one thing he actually remembers is that, for some reason that completely escapes him, aliens really really do not like humans. So… The chances that this random trio of aliens actually like him are quite low. The likelihood of them simply flying him back to earth is also abysmal. This is shitty. OR: Skeppy in the Sky With Diamonds (and the Badlands)
Batman (Comics)+4
We were lost
by nxttime
“I’m sorry,” Jason’s broken voice whispered past lips so chapped they were cracked and bleeding. “This’s my fault.”His brothers offered no response, but Jason hardly expected them to.
Dream SMP
coming home to strangers.
by l3lackbird
Tommy wrinkles his nose and crosses his arms over his chest, more tall than he has every right to be. “Yeah? What makes you think we’re not family? He's your dad, and he's my brother, so that makes us related. I know Wilbur's a dickhead sometimes, and he really is a piece of work, that bitch, but-"“Shut up.” Fundy snaps, and the tension shoots up, chairs rattling and breaths fogging. His mouth is dry, tasting like the desert in his nightmares, and he tries to swallow down the rush of anger at Tommy’s words. “Stop speaking in the present tense. He’s gone, okay? He’s not coming back.”-----Fundy struggles to connect with a family he hasn't spoken to in years, drawn together by the tragedy of Wilbur Soot.
Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán+2
Podcast Title To Be Chosen.
by aurorakitty5
In a desperate attempt to reconnect the brothers, Ye Xiu and Ye Qiu's parents force them to record weekly one-and-a-half-hour podcast episodes. Any topic, any guests, but with a hard time minimum."What podcast name generator did you rip this from?” “What, not a fan? I thought it was quite funny.”
Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
In Your Summer Smile
by horsehorsecollier
When you have friends who are little shits and can't keep a secret, and you tell them all about your best-friend-whom-you're-in-love-with, you don't introduce said best friend with said friends. This is a fact.This is also a fact: when your best-friend-whom-you're-in-love-with asks to meet the people in your life, you don't (can't!) just say no.Or: Yuri Plisetsky visits Almaty for the first time.
Wreck-It Ralph (Movies)
Phantom Racer
by froggymug
It’s been a year since Ralph, Vanellope, Felix and Tamora saved the arcade from an all-consuming virus, and life’s returned to a new normal. That is, until the peace is shattered by the re-plugging in of Turbo Time. And the return of the arcade’s cautionary tale, Turbo. But not the Turbo. A blank slate with no recollection of the original’s atrocities — or at least, that’s what he claims. Can they get past their paranoia and give this new Turbo a chance? Will they inadvertently push him away and down a precarious path? And are the sightings of phantom pixels more than just a side effect of crossed wires and rising tensions?
Batman - All Media Types
bird food
by phenomenology
literally a year ago my dear friend red said: "hands you the concept of people leaving food out for the eldritch birds, and eventually someone invites one of them in for an actual meal (definitely Tim) and that is how Gotham learns if you invite one you will end up with All Of Them - small tasks will get done around your home while they chatter to each other, you don’t have to feed them all, but they will be grateful and you will find helpful little things left at your window sill after"and i said yeah i could write that
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Root & Branch
by pyrites
“Can I light it on fire?” “Sure. It’ll just try and stop you.” Gerard Keay, as a rule, works alone. The Dread Powers do not. What feeds one feeds another, and sometimes, fighting fire with fire means contradicting yourself.(Prequel to Pharos by Right, an Archivist!Gerry series!)
Batman - All Media Types+1
Tired
by Anonymous
The FBI hasn’t been a good place for Tim and he’s starting to grow really tired of the mess in that office. Jason sees this and takes matters into his own hands. "Tell me that you're okay, and I'm fine."Trapped with the Enemy | Elevator | Pushed Beyond Breaking Point
Voltron: Legendary Defender
A potentially explicit work
Call of Duty (Video Games)
A potentially explicit work
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
stardust in your veins
by Milkyoto
Giorno had never believed that his death would have any fanfare, or even any commemoration beyond his name on a public grave - but he supposed that dying under the night sky would be a lovely way to go.To die in the company of something older than time itself; he’s sure he’d read in an encyclopedia once that humans are made from stardust, every element in every pitiful human body having been forged within the bowels of a star. A careless and desperate healing attempt has unforeseen circumstances for Giorno, leaving him tiptoeing on the thin red thread between life and death, with his only option being to rely on a family that he’s never known.
Newsies - All Media Types+1
Newsieland
by orphan_account
“Freeze, motherfucker!” Jack yelled, whirling around and raising his gun.“Wait!” Jack’s hand stuttered over the forend of the shotgun, the barrel pointed squarely between the bluest eyes he’d ever seen. The boy squeaked, his eyes ruddy with dark circles and tear tracks. Long eyelashes brushed his dirty cheeks, one of them marred with three short scratches. His eyelashes were dark, matching the shaggy curls that brushed over his lids. He swallowed, his Adams apple bobbing dangerously, and Jack felt his throat go dry.“Please.” The boy whispered, voice strained and raspy. “I need your help.”---In a world of zombies and disease, the last thing Jack had planned on was someone like David Jacobs.
Dream SMP - Fandom+1
softly, in my heart of mine, i talk to you
by xenometh
The Winter Ball is a loved tradition amongst the people of the Antarctic Empire, a night dedicated to celebrating the beauty of the world they live in, a night where the line that distinguishes royalty and peasantry blur. For Fundy, it's an event he looks forward to for reasons other than getting a chance to gaze upon the Northern Lights.
Captain America - All Media Types+4
For Better or Worse
by ChrissiHR
Night 9 … in which when Darcy suggested they go to her family’s cabin deep in the heart of the Catskills on their honeymoon, Brock had his doubts that she would truly enjoy it. Weren’t honeymoons meant to be an escape or a bit of an adventure? He’d lobbied for them to spend at least three weeks honeymooning in Rome and she promised him they’d go there for a future anniversary, but her family’s cabin was real special to her. And she wasn’t wrong about its aesthetic appeal. It turned out to be a lovely, picturesque cabin with every possible amenity Brock could want.She swore, by the end of their trip, he’d never want to leave.
The Rise of Phoenixes (TV)
To Win You
by lordsofandunie
Feng Zhiwei chooses to remain with Ning Yi. This is their journey, from the confrontation in the forest to Zhiwei's eventual coronation as empress of Tiansheng. In the time in between, they learn to love one another again.
In Stars And Time (Video Game)
Our Bonds
by SharkJack
Several years have passed since the King, the loops. You and the rest of your family have finally started to settle down. Now with everyone’s feelings out in the open, it was only a matter of time before– Mirabelle proposed to you???
Haikyuu!!
Like the Moon
by TsukkiNoNeko
Tetsurou thought it’d be easy.Start a high school band? Check.Actually get booked for a few gigs? Check.Get scouted by the biggest alt-punk producer accidentally by spilling the CEO’s drink on him?Well, that was not planned, but still. Check. Or, Given-inspired fic.