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Absurd

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728 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 82% are complete. The average one runs about 6,400 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Star Wars (Marvel Comics)+4

inheritance

by jesuisdeux

Obi-wan lowers his tea cup. “I do not have any predecessor. There is an error.”“I do not think so,” the officer turns over a page and gestures a line. “Count Dooku of Serenno.”Obi-wan thinks that the Force is very merciful for he wasn't drinking tea at the moment of this... atrocious revelation. Otherwise he would be choking right now, this much is presumable.What a way to go.orDooku leaves everything to Obi-wan, a bank clerk finds Obi-wan on Tatooine. It complicates things.(One day, a bureaucrat walks into Master Kenobi's house. He says, Count Dooku bequeathed his asset to you.That's it, that's the joke.)

Teen 4.7k words 1 ch Complete 1.1k kudos

Absurd · Attempt at Humor · Comedy · Count Obi-wan???· +33 more

Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga)+1

The Black Shielder

by RainEStar3

Maple was exploring NewWorld Online. Then she found herself in Aincrad. She proceeds to defy all gamer logic as she shows why investing entirely into Vitality is not a noob mistake.

General 11k words 5 / ? ch In progress 748 kudos

Absurd · Comedy · Crack · Crack Crossover· +10 more

Ace Attorney

dog days are over

by zombiekittiez

It’s like this: if Phoenix Von Karma loses at something, he turns into a dog. The dog varies in breed and size, as does the duration. It probably has something to do with how embarrassed he is at losing, and whether or not it was important, and how badly he wants to have thumbs again. He’s expecting Professor Von Karma to hit the roof, but he takes it surprisingly well. “My daughter has a talent,” he says indulgently chucking the girl under the chin as she preens. “Though it is an unfortunate malady. You know what must be done.”And so Phoenix stops losing. At anything.

Teen 27k words 7 / ? ch In progress 738 kudos

Absurd · Alternate Universe · Animal Characteristics · Curses· +10 more

Castlevania (Cartoon)

Young Castlevania

by EternalHope7

Lisa is burned at the stake in 1464, torn from her husband and their eight year old son. A year after the tragedy, a young Trevor Belmont finds himself and a Speaker girl at the heart of an absurd Speaker tale. After all, how are a group of nine years olds supposed to defeat Dracula?

Teen 14k words 16 / ? ch In progress 715 kudos

Absurd · Crying · Death Threats · Developing Friendships· +17 more

Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)

Hot Girl Shit

by ohmytheon

You know, aside from his homicidal tendencies, attempts at taking full control of her body, weird minor not-obsession with Fushiguro, and penchant for ripping off shirts, sharing a body with a powerful and dangerous curse has its perks. Maybe. Nobara is still trying to figure them out without losing her damn mind and humiliating herself.(Or, a JJK AU where Nobara ate Sukuna’s finger instead and she's stuck dealing with his difficult ass.)

Teen 5.6k words 3 / ? ch In progress 587 kudos

Absurd · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Awkwardness · Bad Humor· +4 more

痛いのは嫌なので防御力に極振りしたいと思います。| BOFURI: I Don't Want to Get Hurt so I'll Max Out My Defense. (Anime)

The Cutest Demon Lord

by Alb410

One day out of nowhere, Kaede is summoned to another world. One eerily similar to New World Online with one key difference. As she treads the same path she once took, Kaede quickly figures out the differences between seasoned gamers and feudal citizens.- CURRENTLY ACTIVE (even though it doesn't look like it lmao)

Teen 28k words 6 / ? ch In progress 545 kudos

Absurd · Action · Alternate Universe · Bad Pun Names· +20 more

Batman (1966)+1

Injustice Meets '66

by orphan_account

By unknown means the Batman of the Injustice universe is replaced by '66 Batman and Robin. No one is prepared for the dynamic duo.

Teen 10k words 12 / ? ch In progress 531 kudos

'66 Batman and Robin Baffle Everyone · Alternate Universe - Character Swap · Angst and Humor · Background Clark Kent/Diana (Wonder Woman)· +28 more

Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Attempt the Impossible

by Catanna

“Did you hear? Gusu Lan’s second master has a love child!”“What?! That Hanguang-Jun?!”“Yes! And the mother is none other than the infamous Yiling Patriarch!”A gasp and a burst of tea from someone sitting at the corner of the shop.“Oh, my! A scandal! How exciting!”The crowd grew.“But, how?”“Of course because he is Yiling Patriarch! He always does the impossible!”-----------In which Wei Wuxian somehow had a mini copy of Lan Wangji with him and how everyone liked to spice up his life story as always, just with different spices.

Teen 7.4k words 6 / ? ch In progress 470 kudos

Absurd · Attempt at Humor · Domestic Fluff · Fluff· +3 more