Good Omens (TV)
Absurdism
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103 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 69% are complete. The average one runs about 16,500 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
A potentially explicit work
Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer+3
i'd tell him (put me back in it!)
by lasiczka
I held him, gently. One arm under his arm, the other over his shoulder. Face turned to the sun. A pietà. "Don't you think right now is good?" I asked. "We're warm. We're safe. You smell delicious." "My throat's on fire," he reminded me, peevishly. "Which means you're certainly not safe." - Edward has overdramatic sad old man disease and Not-Bella is pretentious enough to think that's kinda hot.
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+1
A potentially explicit work
Naruto
A potentially explicit work
My Hero Academia
family, happy meal toys, and other plastic things
by cereal_whore
When Dabi walks out of McDonalds without his order but instead a job.Some of the more mortifying consequences of Dabi's bad life decisions include but aren't limited to are: being coworkers with his oblivious baby brother and Kaminari Denki, Scooby-Doo rated disguises, a haunted property, a cryptic boss named Dave, mistaken identity for a drug dealer, Kaminari's TikTok crossovers with Toga (NOT CLICKBAIT), and the constant appearance of U.A. students as customers. Or: McDonalds is rlly a cult front, and the League, U.A. students, and Dabi who's armed with his will-to-live having an existential crisis, accidentally gets roped into it.
Steven Universe (Cartoon)
Something Better
by faelapis
"Find something better to do with your life."The shattering had been less painful.This is a post-canon story about Jasper's journey to become her best self, find friends and appreciation. 100% Canon compliant, elaborating on her search for meaning in life without her Diamond.
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom+6
A potentially explicit work
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
A potentially explicit work
Blazing Saddles (1974)
work it out with your
by saintsideways
It’s a common misconception that Jim is from Waco.
Mission: Impossible (Movies)
The Missionary Position
by matchsticks
Ethan and Benji have to pretend to be a married couple for a mission. Well, Ethan and Benji are already a married couple, but now they have to pretend to be pretending to be a married couple for a mission, and the rest of the team has to help them keep their secret. It'll definitely all work out fine. Probably. Hopefully.
A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin+1
to the man who caught
by janie_tangerine
in which Theon goes to see his favorite play, which is also incidentally a very obscure one, and the miscast but excellent lead actor kicks a chair in his direction. If you told him that he'd score a date by grabbing a chair aimed at his head three months ago, he'd have laughed.
The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
A potentially explicit work
Star Wars - All Media Types+1
A potentially explicit work
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Skooma Cat
by Chairtastic
Mohamara was just a tojay Khajiit in Skyrim trying to make a living. He went to Temple every Sundas, he was going to college and worked hard to stay afloat. Never drank, never did drugs, didn't even go to any wild parties. Frankly, his life was all work and no play. Unfortunately for him, a mad Daedra decided he needed a vacation--from the Twenty-First Age to the Fourth.
Black Sails
A potentially explicit work
Mouthwashing (Video Game)
A potentially explicit work
Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types+1
We put the "Fun" in Funeral
by Lost_In_The_Muse
In which a self-proclaimed Zombie gets stabbed by Mrs. Dodds on her lunch break, and Percy just wishes he stayed at home. Not your average OC Self-Insert.
Voltron: Legendary Defender