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Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán+1

Sum of Its Parts

by lalunaticscribe

“Nowadays commercials are all face-dependent,” the concept designer cum photographer cum artist of Koudan Nail Design was chatting as she played with a paper figure of Ye Qiu. A pair of scissors in one hand opened, and paper Ye Qiu was quickly beheaded. AKA Ye Xiu (Ye Qiu) gave into advertising, but only because this campaign shows his hands and feet. So, he became 'that guy whose commercial worth comes from his parts'.

Teen 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 542 kudos

Advertising · Crack · Fluff · Canon Divergence· +6 more

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types+1

The Power of Advertising

by goldleaf1066

“Why am I not the least bit surprised?” Obi-Wan is saying absently, readjusting his clothing. “About what?” “You deploying your bullet points.” Cody is indignant, jaw jutting. “They’ve won wars.” Or: Cody and Obi-Wan make a discovery over noodles.

Teen 7.3k words 1 ch Complete 495 kudos

Post-War · no order 66 · Soulmarks · fluffy and a little silly· +11 more

Game of Thrones (TV)

Legs

by motorbike_on_the_avenue

Brienne and Jaime work for Catelyn Stark's advertising agency. A new campaign has blown up, one featuring a mystery model, that Jaime just can't seem to get out of his mind. He makes it his mission to find out who this model is...but is he looking for what he wants in all the wrong places?

General 19k words 9 ch Complete 409 kudos

Advertising · Modern AU · No Angst · advertising inaccuracies probably· +5 more

Quánzhí Gāoshǒu - Húdié Lán+1

The Distant Road to the

by lalunaticscribe

“All fourteen members of the Chinese Glory team thus muddled towards the sunset, not knowing where is the way, the end.”AKA Ye Xiu and the concept designer sit down for a storyboard to advertise the Chinese Glory Team, and somehow veer into a Journey to the West parody.

General 616 words 1 ch Complete 233 kudos

outline · Advertising · Possible advertising · Crack· +7 more

Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

The Hand Job

by Lunasong365

Aziraphale gets a part-time job. Plants are terrorised. Biscuits get eaten. Crowley somehow gets it right.

Teen 3.4k words 1 ch Complete 144 kudos

biscuit!porn · Advertising · lube products

Check Please! (Webcomic)

Kent Parsons and The Las

by Fidelios_cabinet

Not that the shots of Jack inconveniently scoring off Fleury and Lundqvist and Holtby,as well as the Aces’ own goalie in the Providence game, weren’t stellar. But Amy Winehouse was not going to sit well with a lot of people—and it wasn’t as if you could claim the lyrics “They want me to go to rehab but I said no, no, no,” were too ambiguous to be offensive. It was entirely possible that the younger Mashkov was going to get that fight with his cousin Alexei he burned for…

Teen 1.8k words 1 ch Complete 141 kudos

Fluff · mild background angst · references to alcoholism · references to drug abuse· +14 more

The Martian - All Media Types+1

Houston We Have Potatoes

by Zoya1416

It was inevitable that someone would find out.

General 1.6k words 2 ch Complete 104 kudos

Potatoes · Lots of Potatoes · Rick Martinez talks too much · Morning talk shows· +2 more

Naruto

As Soft As Eyebrow Hair

by AndreyaHalms

Where Hinata and Sakura try to sell Sasuke some shampoo. . .And Sasuke uses the situation somewhat to his advantage.

General 909 words 1 ch Complete 97 kudos

Humor · Shampoo - Freeform · Saleswomen · Advertising· +5 more

Supernatural

The Power of Advertising

by angelofthequeers

TV is a powerful thing. Especially when you have a pop culture oblivious angel and a homicidal brother on the loose. Poor Sammy. But at least it did what the ad said it would! I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION TO REPOST MY WORKS ELSEWHERE. PLEASE RESPECT MY WISHES OR I WILL TAKE ACTION.

General 508 words 1 ch Complete 79 kudos

Humor · Advertising · Mark of Cain · Oblivious Castiel· +3 more

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types+7

Paid for by the Senate

by sharkcar

Padme Amidala has always had to remain polite and uncontroversial. As a politician who represented her people and a celebrity, she rarely had a private life. She remembers the night when Anakin asked her to have a child, something that would be scandalous for both of them. She almost couldn't believe he was serious. But she agrees because he assures her that they have nothing to worry about, and because she wants it, too. As she feels the life growing inside her, Padme thinks about her baby and what kind of galaxy she wants him or her to grow up in. Not seeing much around her that fits with this image, with the corruption, vice and hypocrisy she finds in the Senate and the galaxy, she resolves to do something just to start a conversation. She begins by shining a light on the mistreatment of slaves and clones in the Republic. As the conversation escalates into a fight, she tries to find positive things to focus on, such as the universality of goodness and love.An attempt to make a believable case for the conception of the twins.

Teen 14k words 1 ch Complete 75 kudos

Coruscant · Galactic Senate · Politics · Alternate Universe - Celebrity· +28 more

IT (Movies - Muschietti)+1

a slice of humble pie

by their_dark_materials

A series of promotional images for Richie Tozier's new cooking-slash-travel show.

General 1 ch Complete 71 kudos

Advertising · Cover Art · Future Fic · Key Art· +6 more

Schitt's Creek

Mad World

by lucianowriter

It's the 1960s NY and Patrick works in advertising at Rose Advertising LLC. He can sell the clients on anything -- even if it's something they already have. Then one day he is asked to give up his usual partnership with Ted Mullens in order to give the new guy, David a chance. The kid's art is great, but Patrick doesn't know how to be nice and nurturing. OR Patrick comes across as a cold asshole because he's terrified of revealing his secret -- he's a gay man during a time when it's illegal. Meanwhile, David is a confidently, sure of himself individual who Patrick wishes he could be more like.

General 14k words 2 / ? ch In progress 55 kudos

AdMan!Patrick · Advertising · Alternate Universe - 1960s · Angst· +6 more