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Beards

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108 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 91% are complete. The average one runs about 10,700 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Whos Scruffy Looking

by JenTheSweetie

“I don’t know,” Steve said, after Tony finished a six-minute ode to The Dude’s beard. “I mean, I’m not really a fan of beards.”   Tony gave Steve a look of such horror that Steve almost wondered if he’d misspoken and casually mentioned that he’d been tossing puppies off the top floor of Stark Tower.   “You’re not,” he said, “a fan of beards? I mean – but you like my beard.”   Steve tilted his head. “Uh. No, not really a fan of yours, either.”

Teen 6k words 1 ch Complete 2.9k kudos

Beards · Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herders

Marvel Cinematic Universe+2

Growth Spurt

by FestiveFerret

Tony: Remember that guy I had the hots for in high school that I was telling you about? Rhodey: The Steve guy? Yeah. Tony: He's here. Rhodey: Oh shit. Tony: He grew a beard. Rhodey: ... Rhodey: You're fucked. Tony: IKR.

Teen 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 2.5k kudos

School Reunion · Post-High School · Reunions · Beards· +3 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

gorgeous beards of BHU

by bibliosexual

There are a lot of reasons Stiles is pretty sure Erica is his platonic soulmate. Her brilliant innuendos. Her epic dance moves. Her stubborn refusal to back down from things that scare her. The fact that her comic book collection is even bigger than Stiles’. And, of course, her @gorgeousbeards_of_bhu instagram account. Or,In which Erica posts a picture of a gorgeous mystery man to her Instagram and Stiles has to know who it is.

Teen 2.2k words 1 ch Complete 1.9k kudos

Social Media AU · Instagram · Alternate Universe - College/University · Beards· +4 more

The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien+2

An Unexpected Proposal

by Rosa_Cotton

Between his repeated overtures of courtship being rejected by the hobbit and the increasing danger of the quest, Fili was dumbfounded when Bilbo proposed to him. Bookverse, movieverse, AU.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 1.6k kudos

Pining · Cultural Differences · Misunderstandings · Marriage Proposal· +20 more

Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien+2

Blind

by dedicatedfollower467

Legolas visits Gimli at his home, learns a thing or two about dwarf beards, and discovers something he didn’t expect.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 1k kudos

Canon Bending · Dwarf culture is different · Beards · mush· +3 more

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

A Dream Come True

by Interrobam

“What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?” “Plenty!” He waved his hand dismissively, hunching over the desk, his eyes dancing “Picture it Belle, a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire. I relax by the crackling blaze, my boots disposed on the rug and my lovely LeFou massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.” He smiled at her, eyebrows at their peak. She looked back with shock. “LeFou?” “What? No, sons. Strapping young men like... like...” His face fell like a tragic mask, he buried it in his massive hands. “I said LeFou, didn't I?”

Teen 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 824 kudos

Background Slash · Coming Out · Humor · Happy Ending· +2 more

Sherlock (TV)+1

Fire and Thorn

by mydwynter

The bones of his face were airbrushed into prominence by sun and exertion, spattered thereafter with freckles, and his hair had erupted in shadow, a dark and baffling Neo-Gothic rosebush. Perhaps Mycroft should let his hair down more often.

General 471 words 1 ch Complete 734 kudos

Epilogue · Romance · Love · Fairy Tale Elements· +4 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Hermione Granger is Tom Riddle's Beard

by limeta

The only reason why Tom Riddle allowed to be talked into finding a wife was so he could shut up all of his pureblood followers asking him why he hadn't found one already and if he was turning blood traitor on them.

Teen 27k words 7 ch Complete 710 kudos

Beards · Everyone Is Gay · Feel-good · Fluff· +7 more

The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien+2

Of Touching Beards and

by Rosa_Cotton

Naturally, touching someone's beard does not mean the same thing to dwarves and hobbits. Movieverse, AU.

General 236 words 1 ch Complete 678 kudos

Female Bilbo · Oblivious Bilbo · Beards · Touching· +11 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types+1

In Pursuit of Levity

by brandybuckles

"Thorin Oakenshield, are you drunk?!"

Teen 4.5k words 1 ch Complete 678 kudos

bagginshield · AU · fem!Bilbo · author fails at writing drunken dwarves· +9 more