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Sherlock (TV)

John Watsons Lonely

by kyaticlikestea

'Basically, right, this friend of mine- we’ll call him Hamish, to protect his anonymity – is in a bit of a predicament, and he asked me to help him. In short, he’s sort of fallen in love with someone he shouldn’t have. At least, I think he’s fallen in love with him. He’s not sure. He says that every time he sees this person he really wants to throw a sharp, heavy object at their head but also sit on a bench with them whilst ‘Out of Reach’ by Gabrielle is playing and kiss them quite a lot, so I think he’s probably in love. Apparently. So Hamish told me.' Or, the one in which John writes a blog entry about how his friend is in love with his best friend and his friends are not even slightly helpful in the comments section.

General 2.2k words 1 ch Complete 559 kudos

Blog · Post Reichenbach · Humour · Crack

OMORI (Video Game)

Sunnys bed rating blog

by squog

Sunny rates everyone's bed

General 19k words 13 ch Complete 407 kudos

Blog · Fluff · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Mari Lives (OMORI)· +6 more

Sherlock (TV)

John Watson Imparts Some

by kyaticlikestea

'Today’s blog is written in memory of my dearest friend and lover, Sherlock Holmes. It is my greatest sorrow to have to report to you all that he passed away in the early hours of this morning. It is surely the great loss I will ever be forced to bear. No longer will I be able to gaze upon those razor sharp cheekbones, run my hands through that perfect mane of ebony silk or kiss that darling cupid’s bow mouth. It truly has not yet sunk in that I am going to be forced to see through the remainder of my days without the love of my life.' Or, in which John Watson learns to never leave his computer unattended. Or attended. It's fruitless, really.

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 394 kudos

Blog · John's blog · John Watson's Blog · Humour· +2 more

Sherlock (TV)

John Watson is NOT

by kyaticlikestea

'I don’t even know what goes on in your heads most of the time. Seriously. One trip to Paris, one moonlight visit to the Louvre planned by your boyfriend’s brother and a couple of meals in Michelin Star restaurants and suddenly everyone starts planning your future. Come on. Do you really think Sherlock would propose like that? Knowing him, he’d set up some sort of weird Cluedo-style proposal, end it dressed as Mrs White in the Drawing Room or something (you can thank me for that mental image later). Although last time we played Cluedo, the board ended up attached to the wall by a bullet. We probably won’t be playing it again. It was almost as bad as that time Mrs Hudson tried to get a friendly game of Scrabble going. Try convincing a self-entitled genius that ‘Quetzalcoatl’ doesn’t count because it’s a proper noun. It’s a recipe for disaster. Mrs Hudson is still picking up Scrabble pieces that have worked themselves free from underneath the kitchen counters to this day. ' Or, in which Sherlock didn't like it enough to put a ring on it, but Lestrade might.

General 2.2k words 1 ch Complete 365 kudos

Blog · John's blog · John Watson's Blog · Humour· +3 more

Sherlock (TV)

John Watson Just Cant

by kyaticlikestea

'If John will insist on leaving his laptop on his desk with a mere system of three passwords, two anti-spambot filters and another two passwords, then really, he’s asking for me to have a bit of fun, isn’t he?' Or, in which John hasn't learnt his lesson that no laptop is Sherlock-proof, but does learn never to rely on Mycroft and Lestrade as the cavalry.

Teen 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 337 kudos

John's blog · John Watson's Blog · Blog · Humour· +5 more

Sherlock (TV)

John Watson is Not a

by kyaticlikestea

'I thought I’d do something a bit different here today because lately my blog seems to have turned into a bit of a circus. Today is National Haiku Day – yes, Sherlock, that is an actual thing that exists, so stop complaining – so I thought we could all share some culture, some class and some finesse by writing our own haikus.' Or, in which John attempts to spread class and poetry but doesn't quite get his own way.

General 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 323 kudos

John's blog · Blog · John Watson's Blog · Humour· +2 more

Sherlock (TV)

John Watson Goes to

by kyaticlikestea

'I’m writing from Paris! We’ve been here for four days now. I think I’m picking up a bit of French, but Sherlock is still having an inordinate amount of fun correcting everything I say. He told me I accidentally asked for condoms on my toast at the hotel the other day. That would explain the funny look the waiter gave me. So far, we’ve done all the main tourist attractions apart from the Eiffel Tower, which I don’t think is on the to-do list. Sherlock’s seen it about a hundred times and apparently he’ll be sick if he has to look at it one more time. I’m not going to risk it.' Or, in which John goes to Paris with Sherlock and everyone else but him finds this hilarious.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 321 kudos

Blog · John's blog · John Watson's Blog · Crack· +2 more

Sherlock (TV)

John Watson the

by kyaticlikestea

A series in the style of John Watson's blog, with comments from other characters.   'Today’s blog entry was going to be one in the style of my older posts. I was going to write up one of the more interesting cases that Sherlock and I have been investigating for the past few days. However, Sherlock has just managed to hospitalise himself for the third time this month – yes, I’m aware it’s only the 6th – by means that I felt were too hilarious to keep from you.'   Or, in which Sherlock makes a tit of himself. Prostitution, murder and far-too-tight-leather abound.

Teen 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 307 kudos

John's blog · Blog · John Watson's Blog · Crack· +14 more

Sherlock (TV)

John Watsons Life is All

by kyaticlikestea

A fic in the style of John Watson's blog. Part 12 of a series. Can be read as a standalone but reading the others will give some context! In which Lestrade gets pre-wedding insanity and purchases a rabbit. Mycroft Sr meets Mycroft Jr, complete with litter tray, and Sherlock and John talk about fingers with a practical demonstration.

General 1.7k words 1 ch Complete 288 kudos

John's blog · Blog · blog entry · Crack· +7 more

Homestuck+1

The Best Way To Woo Your

by MayorOfCanTown

Two people come out of the box, with English accents. The girl was curious, her ginger hair flicking as she turned her head, with a look of confidence. The man, on the other hand, clad in a bow tie and suspenders, seemed very confused."Yes. I hit something. That shouldn’t be possible; there shouldn’t be anything in the time stream, and definitely not around these parts… and definitely not…”You clamber to your feet – clamber? No. You… slide to your feet with cool indifference – and make yourself known, interrupting them.“Whatcha lookin’ for?”

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 247 kudos

why the fuck did I write this · Crossover! · Whostuck · Kinda· +10 more

The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner+1

Take A Chance

by SilverLinings

Thomas stumbles upon an advice blog and after so long of communicating with this boy he falls in love and takes a chance.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 216 kudos

Internet · Blog · anonymous · Cute

Thor (Movies)+1

Non Est Ad Astra Mollis

by Rozilla

Jane Foster keeps out of social media mostly, but does keep a blog for all things science. With a few personal posts thrown in. Edited (with sarcastic asides) by Darcy Lewis. Chapter 1 - Introduction Chapter 2 - Sexism in STEM Chapter 3 - Darcy is the BEST Chapter 4 - Pluto and what it means to be a planet Chapter 5 - Body shock! Chapter 6 - Travels Chapter 7 - Small in Japan Chapter 8 - How to Stargaze Chapter 9 - A Life Undiscovered Chapter 10 - A Life Disclosed Chapter 11 - Registration

General 10k words 11 ch Complete 162 kudos

Blog · Jane Foster Loves Science · Blogging · Sexism in Stem· +14 more

Sherlock (TV)+1

Whats Your Recipe

by Doodled93

Based off of/ inspired by “You are what you eat” By flawedamythyst on archiveofourown.orgJohn is a surprisingly good cook, Moriarty finds out, and Sherlock gets annoyed his leftovers keep getting stolen.Problems really start (for John at least--Sherlock thinks the thefts are Unacceptable!) when he accidentally cooks what he ought not have. “I went shopping after I'd stopped by the morgue.”“And?”Sherlock gave him a level look.“I went shopping. After I stopped by the morgue.”

Teen 7.7k words 2 / ? ch In progress 162 kudos

Food · John makes delicious food · Recipes · WARNING: Mild Cannibalism· +18 more