Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Who ordered a heartache?
by MillionToNone
There are only two things that Heaven fears the most. The first is Hua Cheng, and the second is a drunk Xie Lian. Jun Wu was momentarily stunned like the many others who were watching along. Ming Yi unexpectedly snickered which Shi Qingxuan was unfortunately too distracted to care about it because of the play. And the two southern generals were covering eachother’s eyes aggressively.“Maybe I should get stung again.” Xie Lian commented mindlessly in the murmurs of the crowd. “San Lang was so good with his mouth, I wanna get stung on the thigh next ti—MMHPH!”His voice was muffled by the end because Shi Qingxuan had silenced him by smothering his mouth with his palm. “TOO MUCH INFO, YOUR HIGHNESS!”Or: A Mid Autumn Festival crackfic where I make everything absolutely haywire because there isn’t enough Drunk XL crack and I needed an outlet.