Marvel Cinematic Universe+4
Cock-Blocking
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Marvel Cinematic Universe+4
A potentially explicit work
Spider-Man - All Media Types+1
Petey and Wade discuss
by isaDanCurtisproduction
Deadpool totally crashes Peter's lunch date with some left-overs Aunt May had inundated him with, and Peter is like "Woah, isn't that that murder guy?" and then it kind of spirals from there. And maybe when Peter first saw Deadpool, decked out with fuzzy panda gloves and enough guns to take down a small monarchy, he should have high-tailed it the other way, but where's the fun in that, right? Right???
Inception (2010)
A potentially explicit work
The Avengers (2012)
A potentially explicit work
Inception (2010)
How to Outrun Your
by laceymcbain
“I don't think the definition of 'easy' includes being shot at by Russians and getting cock-blocked by your best friends!” Arthur shouts. This could be the beginning of something amazing ... if Dom and Mal will only stay out of Arthur's way. A story in which there are Russians, Arthur spends a lot of time in his underwear, and (sadly) no one gets laid.
Merlin (BBC)
A potentially explicit work
The Avengers (Marvel Movies)+14
A potentially explicit work
The Avengers (2012)
Intermission Rule Eight
by Selenay
The making out in supply closets part of Clint's secret relationship plan was a total disaster. In retrospect, they agreed that Clint probably should have realised that ambushing Phil and trying to pull him into a supply closet would cause a problem. Explaining to medical why Clint had a black eye and needed two stitches in his eyebrow was not one of Phil's favourite moments. The purchase request for new shelving in storage closet IB-188 was just plain embarrassing.
X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
A potentially explicit work
Naruto
A potentially explicit work
The Avengers (2012)
Talk To Each Other
by Selenay
"You know, this is getting to be a habit." Clint said conversationally. "You hanging in mid-air somewhere, me coming to the rescue." "It's happened twice." "See? Habit." "And I'm not exactly hanging in mid-air this time."
The Avengers (2012)
Enforced Isolation Never
by Selenay
"Sir, I never thought I'd say this," Clint said after a minute, "but I think I want the giant space whales back. At least in New York, I don't get my face frozen off." "It wasn't that bad, Barton," Phil protested. It was difficult to tell with the thick gloves, but Phil suspected that Clint flipped him off.
The Avengers (2012)
Dress Appropriately At
by Selenay
"Run this by me again," he said. It had been a long day and he wasn't sufficiently caffeinated to deal with anything Stark related. Natasha smile's was small and sharp. "Stark is holding a Halloween party. He expects all of us to be there. That includes you, Coulson."
The Avengers (2012)+1
Darcys Dates
by smaragdbird
Apparently if your friends are superheroes your dating life dies quickly because the word over-protective was invented for them
Star Trek (2009)
A potentially explicit work
Teen Wolf (TV)
Ollie Pop It Shove It
by night_reveals
Losing your virginity should not be this logistically difficult.
Marvel Cinematic Universe+4
A potentially explicit work
Doctor Strange (2016)+5
Protect Tony
by hitokiridarkempress
Dum-E is a good bot. Dum-E's job is to protect Tony, even if Tony doesn't think so. Dum-E doesn't like the looks Tony's new "friend" Stephen is giving Tony. Dum-E sees something he does not approve...at all.
The Avengers (Marvel Movies)+5
Operation Payback
by hitokiridarkempress
After all the grief Stephen and Tony put them through. It's only fitting they get to ruin their days too.or5+1 Places Wong and Rhodey Ruined Their White Boys' Fun and the 1 Place They Didn't