Cold Read

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39 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 85% are complete. The average one runs about 200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Heated Rivalry (TV)

Baby Centaurs [Cold Read]

by GinevraReads (GinevraFangirl)

To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team. That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night. OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.

Teen 24 words 1 ch Complete 210 kudos

Audio Format: Download · Audio Format: MP3 · Audio Format: Streaming · Cold Read· +8 more

Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

[Podfic] Cold read of "We Meet at the Thousandth Step" by Admiranda, Rynne

by KeriArentikaiPods (KeriArentikai)

As they both go wherever the chaos might be, Lan Wangji and rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian, eldest child of the famous Cangse-sanren, find their paths converging. Soon they'll discover in each other the perfect partner for night hunting...and beyond.Podfic of We Meet at the Thousandth Step by Admiranda, Rynne.

Teen 953 words 44 ch Complete 133 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies · Arson· +39 more

The Untamed (TV)+1

[Podfic] Cold read of "Love Song In Reverse" by timetoboldlygo

by KeriArentikaiPods (KeriArentikai)

Wei Wuxian gasps back into life without a single memory left. His friends, his siblings, his home — all lost to the fog in his head, nothing more than a mystery slipping through his fingers. What else was there to do but carry himself around in bits and parts, trying to become whole, a letter waiting to be written? He is – he is Mo Xuanyu, isn’t he? In this body, with these people. This family. He has to be Mo Xuanyu, he didn’t know anything else, even if the name sounded wrong. That was all he had. Well, that and Hanguang-jun. Lan Wangji, for his part, has had his taste of love and lost it. In all his grieving and searching, he didn’t expect to find another. - Wei Wuxian gets resurrected, loses his memories, and falls in love. Podfic of Love Song In Reverse by timetoboldlygo.

Teen 470 words 28 ch Complete 86 kudos

(Wwx) · (demonic cultivation fucks u up) · (mxy was not treated well etc) · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence· +23 more

Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù+2

Communal Child-Rearing

by GinevraReads (GinevraFangirl)

Wen Ruohan isn’t necessarily bad with children—he’s just never had any reason to spend much time with them.Which leaves him entirely unprepared for Wei Ying and his particular method of problem solving.-Wen Ruohan adopts a baby genius who causes nothing but chaos, and this somehow fixes everything.

Teen 14 words 1 ch Complete 74 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Alternate Universe · Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Isn't Adopted by the Jiangs · Humor· +6 more

Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Podfic Cold read of

by KeriArentikaiMultipods (KeriArentikai), kisahawklin, Rionaa

"That Mo Xuanyu," Jingyi grumbled, "I don't like him. He has the thickest face. And he's dishonest, too - he's no more of a lunatic than I am. So why does he keep pretending anyhow?" Sizhui hummed his acknowledgement. The way their new guest's moods could shift from shrillness to stunned stillness seemed something other than lunacy to him too. "Hanguang-jun trusts him," he said, when the silence between them made it clear Jingyi desired more conversation. "I know." It was, apparently, a source of deep frustration for him. "I just can't understand why." – The summer they meet Senior Mo, Sizhui breaks the rules against gossiping more than once. Podfic of coming of age, coming alive by narie.

Teen 66 words 3 ch Complete 69 kudos

Found Family · Canon Compliant · Coming of Age · Wei Wuxian's abject failing at disguising his identity· +6 more

The Untamed (TV)+1

as fearless as [Podfic]

by jennisaisquoi

Lan Zhan is tired of talking about soap, of hearing about Meng Yao’s gracious shower jelly demonstrations. Lan Zhan wants to talk about Wei Ying. He always wants to talk about Wei Ying. Even now, on this noisy and crowded street, he can feel it rising up inside of him, lighter than air. A truth bigger than the sky. He could just do it. I fell in love with someone, he could say. With a boy. With Wei Ying. That would quiet Lan Huan, surely. ✿ Lan Zhan wants to come out to his brother before he confesses to Wei Ying. Lan Huan just wants to take Lan Zhan to a particularly terrible soap shop. Podfic of as fearless as by thistleghost.

Teen 24 words 1 ch Complete 64 kudos

(maybe even the world) · Alternate Universe - High School · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Audio Format: Download· +19 more

The Untamed (TV)+1

Podfic Cold read of what

by KeriArentikaiPods (KeriArentikai)

Two children, Meng Shi decides, cannot possibly be that much more work than one. On the run from the Jin, Meng Shi encounters another young boy in need of love, a family and a home. Podfic of what builds a home by Stratisphyre.

Teen 42 words 3 ch Complete 63 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Adopted Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian · POV Multiple · warning for JGS behaving exactly as expected· +11 more

Avatar: The Last Airbender

In Spirit, In Flesh [Podfic]

by Rionaa

Zuko's body is stolen as part of a treasonous plot for the throne. Unfortunately for the impostor, the Fire Lord's relationship with the ambassador to the Southern Water Tribe is very different behind closed doors. Things get complicated.

Teen 4 words 1 ch Complete 60 kudos

Assassination Attempt(s) · Azula (Avatar) Redemption · Bodyswap · Cold Read· +16 more

The Untamed (TV)

Podfic Cold read of i

by KeriArentikaiPods (KeriArentikai)

“You see the problem?” Jiang Wanyin continued. “Your brother is an idiot. My brother is an idiot. And we think that it’s to the benefit of the world at large for them to get married and subject us all to their joint idiocy?”   “Perhaps not,” Lan Xichen said slowly. Jiang Wanyin looked disappointed, apparently hopeful that Lan Xichen would disagree, but the expression eased when he continued, “But it is to the benefit of the two of them.”   In which one two three four five six amateur wedding planners (and Jin Zixuan) have good intentions and try to save the day. Podfic of i believe that we can make it (i believe in all of you) by Stratisphyre.

Teen 14 words 1 ch Complete 52 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Wedding Planning for Love and Justice · Golden Core Reveal (Modao Zushi) · Getting Together· +10 more

The Untamed (TV)+1

[Podfic] Cold read of "The Amazing Adventures Of Jiang Xiaolian And Family" series by bumbledees

by KeriArentikaiPods (KeriArentikai)

Wei Wuxian attempts to avoid the displeasure of the cultivation world by posing as 'Jiang Xiaolian' and marrying Lan Wangji. There's a ripple effect. Podfic of The Amazing Adventures of Jiang Xiaolian series by bumbledees.

Teen 103 words 3 ch Complete 51 kudos

Audio Format: MP3 · Audio Format: Streaming · Cold Read · Crack Taken Mostly Seriously· +46 more