Competitive idiots

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12 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 83% are complete. The average one runs about 4,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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One Piece (Anime & Manga)

that's one for you

by Zaharya

“—and you were so cool! You took down almost as many marines as me!”Zoro snapped his eyes open. “What do you mean ‘almost’? I took down more than you!”“Nope!” Luffy replied simply, beaming at Zoro bright as the sun.“What, you counted them?”———Or: The Strawhats keep a KO-count. It escalates—along with other things.

Teen 13k words 3 ch Complete 1.4k kudos

One Piece Universe · During Canon · Spoilers through Fish-Man Island · Humor· +23 more

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan

Kick Names Take Ass

by Takara_Phoenix

Jason and Percy have been particularly competitive lately. While Nico appreciates the sight of them sparring, it's gotten rather ridiculous in an 'everything you can do, I can do better' way. After a particularly drunk night, Nico decides to sit them down and have a stern talk with them.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 577 kudos

Slash · Threesome - M/M/M · Polyamory · Drinking· +2 more

Formula 1 RPF+1

House Cup Warefare

by SarahTopia

Lando Norris DOES NOT lose the House Cup—especially not to HOMEWORK.When Hufflepuff Oscar Piastri’s academic achievements threaten Gryffindor’s four-year streak, Lando targets him directly, only to discover Oscar is immune to chaos and very good at retaliation. LANDOxOSCARHP AU

General 6.6k words 7 ch Complete 290 kudos

Alternate Universe - Hogwarts · Banter · Competitive idiots · Dramatic Lando Norris· +15 more

Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)

I Hope To Annoy You For The Rest Of My Life; And I See You're Quite Ready To Return The Favour

by DontOffendTheBees

"Oh, I shall- finally, Rudyard Funn shall be crowned victor!" "Maybe this isn’t the right attitude for a proposal." In which Rudyard makes Eric an offer he can't refuse- unless, of course, Eric offers it first.

General 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 189 kudos

Bickering · Competition · Competitive idiots · Don't copy to another site· +6 more

Persona 5

Go Go Goro-saaaan

by SaveTheFish

Kurusu shifted back, arranged his features into a smile so sickly sweet and blinding Goro was almost jealous, cupped his hands around his mouth, and cheered, “Go, go, Goro-saaaan!”ORAkira decides to tease Goro during a game of darts.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 177 kudos

Darts · Competitive idiots · Rivalry · Violent Thoughts· +7 more

Persona 5

More than rivals

by SaveTheFish

He smelled like coffee. Coffee and metal and brown sugar. Goro was drunk on it. It never should have gone this far. Goro never should have let it go this far. Being rivals was one thing. Whatever this was was—He clenched his jaw. They were still rivals. All this was just one long competition. To see who would fold first. Yes. It was just rivalry.ORAfter Goro and Akira spend their first night together, Goro tries to leave and pretend it was all part of their rivalry. Unfortunately for him, Akira has other plans.

Teen 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 152 kudos

'rivalry' · Angst · Competitive idiots · Denial of Feelings· +10 more

Wanna One (Band)+1

Nine-Nine

by nu-exo (Nekohime)

Seongwu and Minhyun were the last people who should've been making a bet, considering they were by far the most competitive detectives in the precinct.

General 7.4k words 1 ch Complete 132 kudos

Alternate Universe - Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) Fusion · Competitive idiots