Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)+1
by localdisasterisk
Feetman's gonna be so fucking mad. Benrey can't wait to see the look on his face when he opens the door. Oh, shit, there are the footsteps, hell yeah, time to get punched in the face. "yooooo," Benrey drawls, looking– farther up than he needed to. Damn, HEV suit had hella heels. Like, platform shit, put a fucking goldfish in those badboys, Feetman is tiny withou– wait.This.Is not Feetman.Feetman didn't have a lot of gray in his longass hair, but this rando has none in his fucking mullet, and also, no glasses. His eyes are brown and green, respectively, and he doesn't look as tired as Feetman did. He does look confused and nonplussed to see Benrey standing there, but that doesn't give way to recognition and then fury, so what fucking gives? Huh? Fuck new skins, all Benrey's homies hate new skins.(Or, it's been twenty years since the Black Mesa incident, and Benrey has just respawned, ready to bicker with Gordon again. Gordon, after two decades of therapy and a good deal less stress, is just happy to have the asshole back. Joshua, though? Joshua's going to drag this fucker out to a Denny's parking lot if it's the last thing he does.)
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(also in case you're wondering: josh does Fully think gordon and benrey are together) · (the gun arm gets talked about) · AND MAYBE EATING HIS SHAMPOO??? DAD PLEASE KICK HIM OUT OF THE APARTMENT ALREADY— · Airports· +42 more