Haikyuu!!
One plus Two and Three
by Amethystfairy1
He didn't ask for this.Tsukki just wanted a platonic soul bond with Yamaguchi or something.Even when this became impossible, he still just hoped for a relaxed, easy to recognize soul mate mark, or maybe even no words at all. It wouldn't have bothered him.So naturally, the universe just hates him so much that it gave him three. Not one, not two, but three. You know, two plus one? Negative four plus positive seven? The square root of nine? Thirty six divided by twelve? Three times one? I think you get the idea.And he definitely didn't ask to get run over by a dog.{In which Yamaguchi is the ultimate optimist, the universe hates Tsukki, Kuroo begrudgingly has a dog, Akaashi is absolutely done, Bokuto is just way to pure for this world, and Ace the great pyrenees is the real MVP}