Cucumbers
Tag · 48 works
17 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 88% are complete. The average one runs about 10,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.
Works
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GOT7+1
Dear Superman-guy
by VixxN (KobutoriRisu)
Park Jinyoung is fully supportive of the superhero saving people and things, but why does the collateral damage keep messing up his life?
The Walking Dead (TV)
A potentially explicit work
Star Wars - All Media Types+2
this is (definitely not) the way
by ReyAndor19
Din starts a chat attempting to get rid of the Darksaber, his friends all pitch in to help him get back on his feet.
My Hero Academia
Is That A Snake!?
by Sweet_Kagamine_Kiss
So, common thing about what cats hate: cucumbers. They think it's a snake. Mina, Denki and Hanta see if this works on their two resident felines in Class 2-A. (Spoiler Alert: It does.)
Jeeves & Wooster+1
What the Well-Dressed
by malacophilous (orphan_account)
'I planted them, you see, and promptly forgot about them—thinking, and rightly so, as this was my first foray into green-thumbery, I ought to stand back and let nature take its course, but unfortunately for me Nature decided to haul up its slacks a bit and take its course quite assiduously.' Bertie does a lot of things accidentally, and ends up accidentally scoring off Jeeves, properly, for the first time ever.
Supernatural RPF
A potentially explicit work
The Owl House (Cartoon)
Hunter's Hunt for the PS5
by xXx_RULERZREACHF4N_xXx
Hunter (a.k.a The Golden Guard) has his world shaken when his PS5 privileges are revoked by his mysterious Uncle / Emperor Belos. Now he will stop at nothing to regain his honour and his gaming console of choice, even if that means undertaking increasingly difficult missions for the Emperor's Coven.Based on the Owl House Abridged video series created by the illustrious Tomotasauce on Youtube. A fanfic of a fanfic, fanfics all the way down.
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy+1
A potentially explicit work
Supernatural+1
A potentially explicit work
Heartstopper (TV)+1
And Then There Were Two
by MP84
The sappiest game of Truth or Dare ever played. Also, Nick Nelson is a stupid drunk. And there is pocket lube.
The Sandman (TV 2022)
A potentially explicit work
Good Omens (TV)+1
A potentially explicit work
Outlander & Related Fandoms+1
To Carry On
by theministerskat
Claire tells Brianna about her marriage to Lord John.
Sherlock (TV)
Romance in the Produce
by Otter_Von_Bismarck
Sentient cucumbers. That is all I have to say. (Oh, one says to mention he's a very sexy cucumber.)
Game of Thrones (TV)+1
Is a Cucumber a Fruit
by KidCataldo
Brienne is feeling a bit nervous about her first night with Jaime, so of course she calls up Margaery to help soothe her worries. Brienne doesn't know what to expect, and maybe she was right to be worried. (Just a short funny fic, in honor of jb week.)
Sarazanmai (Anime)
A potentially explicit work
Good Omens (TV)+1
I'll Auto Your Cucumber
by crowleyscardigan
Aziraphale comes over to Crowley’s flat for a date night. Crowley had ordered the plants to look their best, but unfortunately, they misunderstood him.A crackfic for Spooky.
Supernatural (TV 2005)