One Piece
Who Did What Now?
by dancing_homestuck
“Hey, Zoro, I don’t think I’ve ever asked before – do your earrings mean anything?” Zoro rolled his eyes and turned back to his food, shrugging. “No real meaning to ‘em. Just exactly what you see: three swords. Thought it looked cool.” “What about the other one?” Zoro just grabbed a fork full of rice. “Wedding band.” -- Or, the one in which the strawhats find out that somehow, at some point, RORONOA ZORO, local grump and all around non-romantic, is literally MARRIED