Distractions

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170 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 94% are complete. The average one runs about 3,500 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

Just Below the Crowded

by Princessfbi

Instead of answering, Steve just squinted up at Droney. “This thing play any tunes?”“This is a highly technical drone, Steve,” Tony’s indignation echoed out of Droney’s speakers. “Not some car radio.”“Droney,” Peter said, a small smile lifting on his face. “Play my Bastille playlist.”

General 3.2k words 1 ch Complete 1.8k kudos

Panic Attacks · Major Character Injury · Hurt/Comfort · Awkwardness· +12 more

Attack on Titan

Distractions

by Feneris

In light of Eren being revealed as a titan shifter, things take a different path. Mikasa takes Eren and retreats beyond the Walls to escape the inevitable condemnation. Armin in turn, volunteers to stay behind to distract everyone. And with everything that's happened, it's not going to be as simple as putting a firecracker in his commander's pants.

General 773 words 1 ch Complete 976 kudos

Distractions · Arson · Murder · Conspiracy to Commit Jaywalking· +2 more

The Flash (TV 2014)

Last Call for Sin

by AkuChibi

“Flash has a soft spot for coffee,” Snart says, amused. “A kid after my own heart. Or is your soft spot for cold criminals?” Ignoring the pun – he has that smirk again, and his eyes are looking over Barry very thoroughly. He shifts uneasily. “See,” he says, “that right there, that’s what makes me think you’re flirting.” Snart raises a brow. “And if I was?” Or, Captain Cold offers the Flash a deal he can't refuse. Note - this is a prequel-ish story to "A Pretty, Painted Picture" and "I've Got Soul but I'm Not a Soldier". You don't have to have read those to understand this.

Teen 5.3k words 1 ch Complete 834 kudos

Pre-Slash · Friends With Benefits · Enemies With Benefits · Deal or No Deal· +2 more

Marvel+3

Drawn to Distraction

by rhymeswithcabbage

“I told you we should just ask him out, Steve! Why are you still embarrassing yourself with this wooing shit? It’s been weeks!”“Because Tony deserves to be wooed a little, okay!”“He thinks the sketches are for his robot!”Steve sighed in despair, running a hand through his hair and looking down at his sketchbook despondently. “Yeah. I don’t blame him. Most of the sketches I leave him are of Dum-E. He probably got the wrong idea. I just - I like drawing things he makes. He’s an artist too, you know. His suit is just - wow. And Dum-E is his quirky robot son. His child. I can’t not draw him.”Bucky's grin softened. "Aw, Steve. That's sweet. But,” He hesitated. “Do you only leave him sketches of the bots?""No." Steve said miserably. "Sometimes I draw the suit. Him in the suit. One time I drew the bots and the suit.""Well that's. Cool.""I'm hopeless!" Steve wailed, collapsing face-down on the couch. "We're never going to date him at this rate."---Tony drives Steve to distraction. This has...consequences.

Teen 7.1k words 1 ch Complete 825 kudos

Crack · Distractions · Drawing · Established Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers· +8 more

Naruto

The Power Of Annoyance

by Godspeed_Cowboy

Madara does not like the pink haired teenager one bit.

Teen 983 words 1 ch Complete 809 kudos

Annoyance · Annoyed Uchiha Madara · Attempt at Humor · BAMF Haruno Sakura· +20 more

Haikyuu!!+1

Short Drabbles

by RarePairGremlin

Please mind the chapter names for ships and for NSFW warnings. A place I'm dumping a bunch of too short drabbles until I can get around to updating and expanding them into longer fics. The longer fics will be linked in the original drabble chapter and are easily found in the series link. Requests are currently open on my Tumblr during an extended hiatus I'm currently on.

Teen 22k words 168 / ? ch In progress 705 kudos

... titties XD · AND NSFW WARNINGS · Alcohol · Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés· +252 more

Critical Role (Web Series)

A Fortuitous Distraction

by George_Costanza_ate_my_soup90

While running from some guards, Molly comes up with an unconventional plan to hide from them.

Teen 618 words 1 ch Complete 678 kudos

First Kiss · Distractions · Cliched Reason To Kiss · Pre-Relationship· +3 more

Hamilton - Miranda+1

the world was wide

by QueenWithABeeThrone

Forgetting the date of your own death is possibly an entirely new level of absentmindedness, but in Alexander’s defense, with the sudden appearance of this Punisher asshole on the scene, he hasn’t had the time to dwell very much on the date. or: Alexander Hamilton, Matt Murdock, and the 11th of July, 2016.

Teen 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 494 kudos

Dealing with Your Own Death Date · Distractions · Alternate Universe · vague references to dd s2 that might get jossed

Batman - All Media Types+2

Luthor’s Visit

by Glimare

Luthor tries to have a business meeting with Bruce. Instead, he has a meeting with the Wayne family, and they have to know, "boxers or briefs".

General 2.9k words 1 ch Complete 492 kudos

Boxers or briefs · Daddy Not Bats · Distractions · batman or superman· +5 more

Star Wars - All Media Types+1

Shiny Lazors

by ZanaZoola14

Obi-Wan is struggling with his newfound Tooka instincts. Cody thinks he's got a plan to help. Anakin just wants a laugh. And Rex is fed up with his General.

General 429 words 1 ch Complete 472 kudos

After affects of being Tooka-Wan · Anakin Skywalker is a Little Shit · Animal Instincts · CC-2224 | Cody Needs a Hug· +11 more

The Mandalorian (LadyIrina AU)+1

I'm A Sucker (For You)

by joonfired

Din wondered how much he was hated by the universe to be stuck with this beautiful idiot.

General 529 words 1 ch Complete 410 kudos

Cooking · Corin is once again oblivious · Distractions · Domestic Fluff· +10 more