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Deathless
by Sann
Let’s just assume Thrain spent a good decade or three more on his wanderings before being killed by Sauron.On one of her adventures Belladonna Baggins has a torrid affair with a batty old dwarf who claims he is the rightful king of some long-lost mountain. It was jolly good fun, but she has a smial waiting for her back home with her husband inside. Bungo, bless his heart, takes the news of her pregnancy by another man, err- dwarf, in good stride. And when their son is born, well, he has Bungo’s chin, doesn’t he? The neighbourhood certainly doesn't need to know that her Bilbo isn't a Baggins, let alone an actual Hobbit. And his feet are furry (just slightly so) and his ears are pointed (just a bit rounder than normal) and he eats like any Hobbit would.It's just that sometimes, when he corrects her on her history or spends hours weaving the tale of some mountain kingdom and manages the other fauntlings like he is some sort of princeling, that Belladonna thinks that the only odd thing about her son is how he seems old beyond his years.
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The Cabbage Patch
by DuCali
It all started with an Acorn In which Hobbits are grown in the ground rather than in bellies, Seed is not a euphemism, and Bilbo is horrified when he finds out where everyone else’s babies come from.
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a day in the life of a
by ara_the_jedi (orphan_account)
“All rise for the King Under the Mountain, Thorin the Second Oakenshield,” Balin announced. The assembled dwarves rose, a respective silence filling the courtroom. As Thorin swept his gaze over them once more, the sound of a pin’s dropping could have been heard in the hush. “Bleh,” Laslûna declared, then shook her rattle.A typical day for Thorin does usually proceed like this: Get up at sunrise, have breakfast with Bilbo, attempt to spoon porridge or berries into Laslûna’s mouth and laugh when it gets all over her face, dress for court, go out and actually hold court or attend councils or many other bureaucratic situations. Today, however, there is a slight change: the members of Thorin’s family have highly packed schedules for the day, leaving Little Luna without a minder. This was how Thorin came to be holding court with an extremely adorable, mildly cantankerous, but most especially vocal infant on his knee. Not that he was complaining.
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Parenting and Other
by LogicalBookThief
Bilbo Baggins had been a young, lonely hobbit when he fell in love with a blacksmith who came to the Shire looking for work. But then the dwarf left, swift as a summer breeze, leaving Bilbo with more than just a broken heart to remember him by… Twenty six years later, Thorin Oakenshield returns to Bag End to hire a burglar and finds an unexpected son instead.
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Exceeding Expectations
by alkjira
Urgent business in the Shire forces Bilbo to leave Thorin and the children in Erebor as he travels back to the west. Will the guards that accompany him get a chance to find a Hobbit to court? Will Thorin make everyone's life miserable while Bilbo is gone? And why exactly did the Thain ask Bilbo to come in the first place?
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The Guardian of Erebor
by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise
Bella Baggins sacrificed herself to save the Shire when the dragon Smaug attacked. He used her to repair Erebor with her Hobbit abilities to fix broken things. When Thorin and his Company come to reclaim Erebor, there is no dragon, only a cursed Hobbit with golden dragon scales embedded in her skin. Bagginshield. Fem!Bilbo. Dragon AU. TW: Smaug is sadistic. He is emotionally, mentally, and physically abusive. Some suicidal thoughts and actions.
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Flowers of Yavanna
by SOABA
Because the belief that Hobbits grew their babies in a cabbage patch had to come from somewhere. “What’s on your wrist, Bella?” Tauriel asked from her place at the dining table when Bél walked past her, nodding toward Bella’s right side. Bella frowned and looked down at her right hand and then her mouth fell open in shock. Printed on the inside of her wrist, directly underneath her palm, plain as daylight, was a circlet of lily-shaped blossoms connected by an emerald green vine.
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The Natural Conclusion
by Lumeleo
Thorin isn't worried, really he isn't. Why would he be worried? He's been assured everything will be fine. Of course, that's hardly going to stop him from being anxious when his soulmate is giving birth to their firstborn. Of course, Bilbo just has to go above and beyond and not stop at that.
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The Gift of the Garden
by Triskellion
The brave line of Thorin Oakenshield was not meant to survive the Battle of the Five Armies. But the love of a hobbit and an elleth might just change the path of history. A fix-it inspired by my story "Of the Stone of Erebor and the Gardens of the Shire"
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Snow After Fire
by Bluebell7
Bilbo heads back to the Shire after the Battle of the Five Armies, believing that Thorin never wants to see him again. However, Thorin has left him with a rather unexpected parting gift. (Yep, you guessed it - Dwobbits).
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