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Figs
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The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
A potentially explicit work
The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
Of college papers, granola bars and cinnamon buns
by beesandlisterine
Prompt: Patroclus falls asleep in Achilles's lap and Achilles has a conversation with someone else while stroking Patroclus's hair as if they were a sleeping cat.
Lucifer (TV)
A potentially explicit work
Ancient Greek Religion & Lore+1
A potentially explicit work
One Direction (Band)
Let the Poets Cry
by graceling_in_a_suit
“My dearest God of Figs, I devote myself to you. Please accept the offering of my flesh, my body, and my soul, and in return bless me with your fertility and… fig trees,” Harry said, at first confident and then a bumbling mess. “If you offer me your flesh, your body, and your soul, are you not offering me your hand in marriage?” Louis asked cheekily.Greek mythology AU. It's a fairytale with gods, husbands, and figs.
The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
A potentially explicit work
The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
flour in your hair love
by mirkandmidnight
Here is how it starts. Patroclus takes an opening shift one day in late September, because Briseis has gotten the stomach flu and swears that if she moves from her bed, she may vomit. So he ends up working with Odysseus and Iphigenia, who never does a damn thing but gets to keep her job because she's Fucking Agamemnon's kid, and can you spell nepotism? Patroclus can. That higher education isn't going to waste, oh no.
Lucifer (TV)
A potentially explicit work
RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
A potentially explicit work
Bungou Stray Dogs
Every Time and Season
by rustingroses
Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own - and this season, Akutagawa and Atsushi share a moment of their own, too.
Good Omens (TV)+2
The Fruits of Ilium
by GaryOldman
“Why would you do that? He has a destiny.” “He has free will,” Crowley said finally. Crowley was quite proud of free will. After all, it was his greatest achievement. “All this talk of destiny was keeping him from the one thing the kid actually wants.” “Which is?” Aziraphale asked. “Love,” Crowley shrugged, and Aziraphale felt his grace (or something that felt a lot like grace but might in fact be something a little more human) swell inside him. **** Aziraphale and Crowley meet Achilles and Patroclus, and consider the grip of destiny and free will. You don't have to have read SOA to understand the fic, but if you haven't read it yet why are you wasting time reading this?! Go read it now. My heart.
The Old Guard (Comics)+1
touch the threshold, it is ancient
by rainbowagnes
From a Tumblr prompt for an Andy/Quynh First Kiss In a city that is one of the beginnings of all cities, Quynh braids her hair, and Anath knows that it does not matter if she is a god or not, for all that is divine rests in this woman, and she will stand next to her forever.
The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
I am here and I will
by LioPeggz
Achilles getting comforted by Patroclus in the afterlife like we all wanted
The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
(a man) lighter than air
by Highsmith
ħass /ħas/ (imperfect jħoss, past participle maħsus): to feelĦass—leafy lettuce from the garden. Figs. Pomegranate. Feta. Balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt.(This is how he loves.)
One Direction (Band)
A potentially explicit work
Bungou Stray Dogs
The Ringing of the Bell
by PocketsizedDinosaur
After becoming lost in the forest, Kyouka and Kenji come across what looks like an abandoned house, only to discover that it is the home of an ill man and a demon, but neither are as they appear. Based off of ep. 7 of Over the Garden Wall. You don't need to know what it is to understand the story
The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
Philtatos
by CorA2
Achilles opened his mouth when Patroclus offered another fig. The juices ran down his chin when he bit into the fig, and Patroclus’ quick finger caught the liquid and pushed it over his lips. The breath caught in his throat when Achilles’ tongue licked the tip of his finger clean.-Philtatos, Patroclus was his philtatos, has always been his philtatos, even before either of them had been born. Patroclus was his, and he was Patroclus’.---A snipped of a moment during the years on Mount Pelion. Achilles is whipped, as is Patroclus, and Chiron is amused.(Seriously, they should have stayed on Mount Pelion.)
EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
The sunset and a handful
by Lastavica
For Telemachus and Odysseus, watching the sunset together had become a ritual. It was their thing. Their first ever. Two grown men, desperate to know each other, had grasped blindly in the darkness between them and found this. Now, every night, side by side, they watched the day disappear.
Bungou Stray Dogs
roses figs and praise
by pesto_p
atsushi surprises his mission partner with flowers, treats and kind words.