Captain America (Movies)+1
Geese
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Marvel Cinematic Universe+4
What's Good for the Goose
by Taste_is_Sweet
For this nonny prompt at the Imagine Tony and Bucky comm on Tumblr: "A soulmate AU where an immortal goose shows up one day to lead you to your soulmate, the challenge is surviving the goose." (Full prompt in notes.) We all have soulmates, and every soulmate pair shares an animal guide. The Guide is there to lead you to your One True Love, and they represent the aspects of the psyche that you both share. They appear when you're about to meet your soulmate, and often materialize in moments of great personal crisis, offering hope and support. There are stories upon stories about how someone's Guide appeared to lead them to their One True, or how the barest glimpse of their Guide eased their hearts and gave them hope in the midst of despair. The newly-rescued almost always attribute their Guide with giving them the strength and courage to hang on. Animal Guides are ephemeral, ethereal, and elusive. They are, most often, no more than a warm presence or flicker out of the corner of one's eye. They are incarnate symbols of perseverance, optimism and hope. Foretellers of happiness, and the grand destiny of love. Except for geese. Geese are assholes.
Star Wars - All Media Types+2
Untitled Soulmate Game
by Ghost_Owl
In a galaxy where the Force has crafted soulmates for the people who live in it, there are also sacred guides that appear to guide two lost souls together to seal their soul bond with a fated kiss.Unfortunately, the guides are also loud, feathered, and will bite you. The guiding experience is not particularly pleasant.Anakin and Padmé's mornings both become much more exciting when they each wake up to pairs of horrible geese hell-bent on leading them to their soulmates. Obi Wan's already been kidnapped for a couple of days, so two geese manifesting in his cell isn't as big a deal.
Star Wars - All Media Types+3
A potentially explicit work
Captain America (Movies)+2
A potentially explicit work
Captain America (Movies)
Once Upon a Beanstalk
by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Everyone knew how the story went: climb the beanstalk, brave the terrible giant, and if you were lucky and clever and quick you could come away with fortune enough to change your world. If you weren't…well, not every story had a happy ending.Bucky's problem was that his story had gone wrong before it started. He wasn't braving the giant for a chance at fortune, he was climbing the beanstalk to save his skin—ironic, when he knew the giant was probably going to stomp him flat. Except he didn't. Didn't stomp him flat, didn't send him back down the beanstalk, didn't act much like a terrible giant at all. He was kind in a way Bucky didn't know how to deal with because everyone knew that wasn't how the world worked. But Bucky was slowly coming to understand that at the top of a beanstalk nothing was what it seemed and that sometimes, with enough determination, what everyone knew could be changed completely.
Check Please! (Webcomic)
OMG Goose Please
by Boxstorm
Inspired by tumblr user shitty-check-please-aus' AU suggestion: "soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose"
Batman - All Media Types+1
Myth
by blueyeti, Cant_Smoke_Eggs
There's something outside the FBI official stalking surveillance van, and it's loud, and in charge, and it wants Neal Caffrey.HONK!AKA Soulmate Goose is here for Neal. Peter does not believe in Geese. //Day 65 of one word prompt fics and it's all just crack now
Rizzoli & Isles
Be my Guest
by JulieVerne
Maura sleeps over a lot. Jane doesn't mind.A large percent of fluff with a little bit of murder.--- 135 days later, it's now a bit of an epic journey of discovery, murder, serial killers, holidays, family, kidnapping, human trafficking, zombies, geese, art, museums and romance.
Batman - All Media Types+2
Get Got by the Goose
by Lost_In_The_Muse
Jason was in the middle of a stake out when an angry Canadian goose capable of biting through Kevlar dropped on his head. Marinette was in the middle of fighting an Akuma who summoned geese to guide people to their soulmates. The difficulty came in not being mauled by the goose.
A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms+2
A potentially explicit work
Sherlock (TV)+1
A potentially explicit work
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling+1
i want your complications (goose)
by rachelwrites
sirius wakes up with a goose at the end of his bed, and somehow that means it's time for him to find his soulmate. yeah, he doesn't really understand it either.
A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms+2
A potentially explicit work
The Witcher - All Media Types
The King's Goose
by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
The King of Skellige's pet goose has been acting strangely; Geralt bets that his bard can figure out the problem. (A story and its audio performance -- 36 min.)
Schitt's Creek
This Will Be Our Year: An Epistolary Peek
by MeadowHarvest
A random sampling of text message images from the year after the finale.
Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Deserve It More
by tuesday
Yu Ziyuan brings in a new pet to replace Jiang Cheng's beloved dogs.—"It's menacing the disciples again," Jiang Fengmian said."It's good practice for them," Yu Ziyuan said."It bit Wei Ying," Jiang Fengmian said."He needs more practice than most," Yu Ziyuan said."It tried to steal my sword," Jiang Fengmian said."If she had managed to steal from a sect leader, she would deserve that sword," Yu Ziyuan said. Then, before Jiang Fengmian could lodge another complaint, "Our son named her Honk-Honk."Jiang Fengmian sighed. In an obvious show of capitulating for the sake of marital harmony, he said, "Honk-Honk can stay, but please see to its training."
My Hero Academia
Geese for the gays
by Kitkatyes
The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement is a name that has been lost in history. After all, who cares about love when you have superpowers?Legend says that a goose will lead you to your soulmate. The only hard thing is not getting mauled by them…Which is quite a challenge.OrFive times Izuku was chased by a goose and one time he found out why
Captain America (Movies)+2
Tony Stark's "Real Life" Jurassic Park
by Fields_of_Heather
It started as a post on Pinterest.... (Imagine Steve and Bucky fighting over you during a mission.)It grew into a 1800+ comment monster made of laughs, tears and craziness! (between myself and SHERLOCKED)And now.... it's here! (I have no idea what I'm doing!)~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ They've been arguing over coms for the last ten minutes. As I snap the neck of a Hydra goon, I sigh into my com, "Hey Clint, you want another wife? I could do with some quiet farm living." As Steve and Bucky shout out protests, Clint yelps, "Don't drag me into this!"~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Be gentle, it's my first AO3 post.
Miraculous Ladybug
Wild Goose Chase
by shadysquaregirl
In which the author evades writing her WIP. Some people have soulmarks. Some people have timers. Others, the first thing they'll say to their soulmate etched on their skin. And for the especially unfortunate? A extremely dedicated(and violent) Canadian goose. Marinette had accepted her state of soulmateless-ness years ago. It's why she's held herself back from Chat, who must have a soulmate waiting for him, and threw herself at Adrien, who she'd never have a chance with anyways. She was fine, she was happy, and she was ready to live her life. The goose waiting on her balcony after a taxing akuma fight disagreed.