Goat

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35 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 80% are complete. The average one runs about 4,600 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Case Closed

two is better than one.

by silver_lining_in_gold

“We're only allies of convenience.” “We're still allies.” In which: Conan and KID attempt communication (...and a goat may or may not be involved in that process).

Teen 2.6k words 3 / ? ch In progress 747 kudos

Affection · Behind the Scenes · Crack Treated Seriously · Drabble Sequence· +9 more

Captain America (Movies)+1

Steve’s Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

by Slashify

Steve steps out on the porch, he sees a four-legged shark eating one of the bushes that line the side of the wrap-around porch. He slowly gets closer, and the shark pauses. It lets out a bleat and stares at him before going back to chewing on his shrubbery. "That is a goat." Steve says, all of them staring at it, confused. "There is a goat dressed like a shark eating my yard." A Halloween Stucky fic.

General 1.9k words 1 ch Complete 166 kudos

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Alternate Universe - No Powers · Amputee Bucky Barnes · Canon Disabled Character· +12 more

Kung Fu Panda (Movies)

The Last Chance

by BookDreamCatcher

What if Shen didn't get a second chance, instead the judge decides that he has to atone for his wrongs.

General 41k words 34 ch Complete 160 kudos

Broken Bones · China · Convict · Death Sentence· +16 more

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

A Cinderella Story

by Snow

Garak uses a goat to seduce Bashir.

General 944 words 1 ch Complete 148 kudos

Post-Canon · possibly crack · Goat · Seduction

Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types+1

Cabin Twelves bedtime

by Orpheeeeus

A series of short stories about Cabin Twelve, Dionysus, and their life at Camp. With guest apparences from demigods, Gods, Dryads and Fauns. Weekly updates: on Fridays, Saturdays or Sundays.Specific TW, tags and rating will be put at the beginning of each chapter.(Rating will be Teen at most)

Teen 9.8k words 9 / ? ch In progress 117 kudos

Pre-Canon · Post-Canon · Parent-Child Relationship · Good Parent Dionysus (Percy Jackson)· +28 more

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams+2

Vizitka Trash and

by WTF Trash and Ebanina 2023 (TheLosers)

Teen 225 words 1 ch Complete 98 kudos Russian

Crack · trash · Humor · Visit card· +5 more

Cinderella Boy - Punko (Webcomic)

Thief of the Crown

by AshenWolf2009

It started, like most ridiculous things do, with chocolate Chase hadn't been expecting much from the evening maybe a quiet night, maybe the chance to write song lyrics without someone sneaking in through his window. But life, as it turned out, had other plans. Specifically, life had a thief. A cinderella Boy royalty AU

General 39k words 18 ch Complete 92 kudos

A bit of agenst · Animals · Buddy is a menace · Cat· +23 more

The Avengers (2012)

Thor Lord of the Goats

by burning_nova

So, in both mythology and the comics, Thor has pet goats. In mythology, they draw his chariot around (and he, um, eats them every night and then ressurects them with Mjolnir. That hammer is amazing!) and one of the eddas refer to him as "Lord of the Goats." Post-Avengers, Thor is on earth and a bit homesick for Asgard. He absolutely loses his shit when he sees some goats, because he loves goats! Suddenly, the Avengers find themselves detouring to farms and petting zoos so Thor can go see his favorite animals. Does he bring a goat home to live in the tower? I just want Thor+cute goats+slightly confused Avengers, basically.

General 452 words 1 ch Complete 86 kudos

Prompt Fic · Goat · Humor

Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell+1

Blueming

by black_tea_blue_pens

I looked at the grey-eyed man once again, but he was focused on his work and did not notice me. His eyes looked unbearably sad, and his face made me feel nostalgic. I don’t know how long I stared at him, but eventually the lights went off and I went to sleep. By the time light came again, the slit was not there anymore. Simon is a doll, trapped in a paper house. Baz is a watchmaker, trapped in his memories. Both of them dream of finding each other again. AU inspired on IU's MVs and songs. Full YouTube playlist Full Spotify playlist

General 3.4k words 5 ch Complete 64 kudos

Alternate Universe - Non-Magical · Claustrophobia · Cyberpunk · Flower Language· +16 more

Magic Kaito+1

A Thief and His Goat

by PhantomWriter1412

Kaito brings home the goat from The Lost Ship in the Sky.

General 489 words 1 ch Complete 64 kudos

Established Relationship · Fluff · Goat · It's all about the goat· +1 more