Grumpy Derek

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49 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 90% are complete. The average one runs about 4,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Teen Wolf (TV)

No Such Things Grow Here

by demonicweirdo

The man locked eyes with Derek and grinned, and wow. Derek had to refrain from sprouting daisies all over the fucking counter. “Hey,” he greeted, his voice rough with youth and cockiness. He leaned against the door and gave Derek a once-over. “I heard this place has flowers.”

Teen 6.3k words 1 ch Complete 3.1k kudos

Alternate Universe - Greek Mythology · Stiles Stilinski is a God · Grumpy Derek · Flowers· +6 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

Love(craft) In Brooklyn

by bellefire

“Shouldn’t you be more concerned? About the…Eldritch god in your salad bowl?" “Baby, Lydia, baby Eldritch god. Godling? But the important part! Didn’t you hear me? Hot beardy werewolf in 42A took the elevator up with me! By Choice! And you know he didn’t even threaten me once, progress!” “Oh,” Lydia watches the inky black mass in the bowl writhe and for a moment she thinks she sees an itty bitty circular mouth full of pointed teeth, “I heard you.”

Teen 15k words 1 ch Complete 1.5k kudos

Magical stiles · stiles might have a pet eldritch horror · shhh its fine don’t worry about it · butchering lovecraftian mythology· +16 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

Come Home to Me

by ajeepandleather

For @fideen who wanted -Stiles works at a hotel and Derek is a very grumpy guest. I would love to see Stiles trying to do things to make Derek a happy guest but they just don't go as planned. Thank you.I am all too happy to write some nice fluff cause Derek Hale deserves nice things.

General 2.1k words 1 ch Complete 1.1k kudos

Alternate Universe · Bed & Breakfast · Alive Hale Family · Fluff· +5 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

How to Woo a Wolf

by dontlietomehoney

“What would you call it,” Derek asked. Stiles sighed, running a hand over his face and wishing he had never gone after that damn omega because then he might have been able to avoid this conversation. He might have been able to avoid Derek altogether after what the wolf had said to him, and just let his feelings for Derek fade on their own. But he had, he had gone after that mangy mutt of a werewolf and taken it down to prove himself worthy of the pack of Derek because he had been… Stiles whined. “Wooing, okay? I’d call it wooing you, Derek Hale.”

General 6.7k words 1 ch Complete 1.1k kudos

Wooing · Gift Giving · Holidays · Mates· +8 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

Ovens Are Not Murder

by Farscapegeek

In which Derek is a grumpy food critic that just wants to go run his co-op in peace. On a forced leave from work he mets the captivating coffee shop owner Stiles who makes him actually want to write again. “Oh for the love of god can we please order?” Boyd interrupts. Derek blushes at that and realizes he had completely forgot about his beta next to him. “Sorry. Um your sumatran please. And he squints at the name of a pastry. “Are those donuts? Paczki?” He asks surely slaughtering the pronunciation. “Close enough. Paczki, polish donuts,” says Stiles rocking back and forth on his heels. “We have an Oregon huckleberry filling if you want to try one? I’m fresh out of the kale tarts with carrot remoulade, but I can try and hold one for you next time. I mean hopefully there will be a next time. If you like my stuff that is.”

Teen 5.8k words 1 ch Complete 982 kudos

Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés · Alternate Universe · Grumpy Derek · Food· +12 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

Grumpy Cat Hyper Pup

by Nerdy_fangirl_57

The pack have a little run in with a fairy. Derek is not amused.Stiles on the other hand, is very amused.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 812 kudos

Were-Creatures · Grumpy Derek · Cat Derek · Dog Stiles· +8 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

Say Please and Ill Save

by orphan_account

Derek gets hurt and with Deaton out of town, there's only one Emissary left to help him. A teenage guy that might be cute but is really starting to get on his nerves.

Teen 3k words 2 ch Complete 682 kudos

Alternate Universe - No Hale Fire · Emissary Stiles Stilinski · Based off of a gif set · use of the word sourwolf· +2 more

Teen Wolf (TV)

Its not called

by countrygirlsfun

It’s Beginner Gymnasts Camp and Derek has to help work it. Who knew putting up with his mother would land Derek a date with the cutest gymnast Derek has ever seen?

Teen 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 581 kudos

Gymnastics · Grumpy Derek · Getting Together · Fluff· +3 more