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Points of View
by princessofmind, roundandtalented
Let’s review: - They were both boys (an important part of the criteria) - They had both, at some point in their lives, had a thing for you (establishing a similarity, also important) - They both enjoyed playing video games - They were both huge nerds with interests ranging from comic books to fantasy novels and everything else in between - They were both obnoxious assholes Oh. Okay, maybe that last bullet point explains your problem.
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rainbow oat breakfast
by jadebloods
“You’ve got a Loop in your hair, dog.” It’s true. There’s a blue one caught in a bit of matted hair near where his sideburns would be, if trolls had them. You resist the urge to pick it out. “I do not,” he quickly dismisses your comment and pulls another handful of cereal out of the bag. He’s in such a hurry to get it down whatever passes for his stupid troll gullet that pieces of it fall out the corners of his mouth, collecting in his lap and on the metal slab floor like bits of confetti at the shittiest little birthday party that ever got thrown.
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scuttlebuggy crash
by jadebloods
"If it makes you feel more comfortable in your conciliatory prowess, pailing is the last thing on my pan at the moment. I am very much all about being talked out of bad decisions right now." You arch your neck, guiding his hands to the itchier parts. "For instance, I have an overwhelming desire to thrash my head against your computing station." "Because what I need is your blood and matted fur all over my husktop. I'm not sure how I can turn down such an appealing proposal, but that's exactly what I'm going to do, because it's a fucking stupid idea. Just shut up and let me rub you into complacency, or at least until you stop wanting to ram into things like a rutting lowblood, my god."
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Dont Han Me Bro
by jadebloods
TG: Are you still on that shit TG: The whole manboychild Neverland thing TG: Sup sup call me Bro the names Bro Im 25 and I got two drgees but I still sleep on a futon TT: harsh.
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Move On Dot Org
by jadebloods
Humans sure are weird. “I bet all this stuff you’re saying is super relevant,” you commented in a manner that you thought came off as a polite observation.
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i already regret thisjpg
by the_foxiest_box
PROMPT: Remember when Jade found out about Dave's secret?
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Making Space
by jadebloods
"I bet Korolev's mottled corpse is doing an enthusiastic impression of a whirling Dervish in its crypt cocoon," Karkat says to Jade as the two of them camp out on the floor in front of the glowing cathode ray entertainment box. That, right there, is the perfect example of what you mean. "I fail to see what spinning ascetics have to do with wriggler-level astrophysics," you mutter to yourself from where you sit, arms crossed, near the back of the laboratory break room, not that either of them are paying any attention to you.
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A Slip of the Tongue
by certainlyAmbiguous
Remember the time when Kanaya first met Rose's parents and couldn't stop herself from making very telling Freudian slips?