Phineas and Ferb
its not often that i
by The_Bookkeeper
In which Heinz is bad at expressing concern, Perry is offended, and Vanessa is exasperated.
Human Perry
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Phineas and Ferb
Changing Times
by dreamiflame
When Heinz tries to turn Perry the Platypus into a human to defeat him more easily, things don't go entirely according to plan. Which is typical of Heinz's plans, of course.
Phineas and Ferb
Lines in the Sand
by The_Bookkeeper
Perry’s relationship with Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is … complicated, to say the least. Then Phineas and Ferb are in danger, and for a moment everything is very, very simple.
Phineas and Ferb
Boyfriend Material
by Chaos_Valkyrie
Things take a turn for the better when Perry goes to thwart Heinz's Valentines Day Scheme a little earlier than usual...
Phineas and Ferb
A potentially explicit work
Phineas and Ferb
Play Date
by GrayceAdamsArchive
Heinz managed to resist contacting Perry for fourteen hours and nine minutes. Not that he actually kept track or anything, but he figured if Perry had walked away less than a minute after Heinz had texted him back so they had each other’s numbers, the math was simple enough to figure out.
Phineas and Ferb
Back Story
by Chaos_Valkyrie
It seemed that Perry was always cited in the articles in the protests he’d received citations for, so he typed in ‘Perry Platypus’ in the Australian media site to see what other protests the man had gotten up to that he hadn’t been given warnings for…Oh. Heinz’s eyes widened at the search results. Oh fuck.*****aka, Perry and Heinz learn each other's deepest secrets.
Phineas and Ferb
Discussions of Rivalry
by orphan_account
Peter and Perry talk over coffee about Perry's relationship with Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Peter only wishes he could share such a bond with his nemeses.
Phineas and Ferb
Agent Platypus
by Chaos_Valkyrie
It was never going to be easy… But you honestly didn’t think Perry would just give up, did you?
Phineas and Ferb
Wheres Heinz
by Chaos_Valkyrie
Heinz blinked, looking up from his food. The front door shut, and before Heinz could move the sound of a very familiar tread walked into the kitchen and halted abruptly.Heinz’s ears flattened and he cringed, turning slowly to meet Doctor B’s stunned expression.‘Agent O?!’*****aka, Operation 'Shit Hitting the Fan' officially starts now.
Phineas and Ferb
A Miss and A Kiss And
by au_ruler
Perry missed the punch and Heinz can't seem to help it, his child side just comes out so naturally. “Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me.”
Phineas and Ferb
Wishing On A Comet
by au_ruler
Perry wishes to be human. He never would've expected anyone to hear him.
Phineas and Ferb
Day Off
by Chaos_Valkyrie
Heinz just wanted to get in, get it over with, then hurry back home to watch his favorite soap opera – the Flynn-Fletchers were out for the day, and the station was having a marathon.*****aka, How Two Oblivious Boys FAIL at Taking HINTS from the Universe.
Phineas and Ferb
First Contact
by Chaos_Valkyrie
Thirty years have passed. A new threat has come to the Tri-state Area, and a mostly retired Heinz must now re-don his Hat to face down a new nemesis - the evil Doctor Platypus.
Phineas and Ferb
Mainstream Beauty be Damned
by TheNightSkyObserver
Things seem a bit too quiet at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Perry gets sent to investigate. An ordinary day turns into an extraordinary one through love.
Phineas and Ferb
Down the Hall
by Unknown__Books
One-shot inspired by the line “I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall” in Vanessa’s song: Not So Bad A Dad. For as long as Vanessa could remember, her father, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, had always been evil. She was used to hearing him build, monologue, and explode from a few rooms down the hall.Thinking back on it, that wasn’t the only thing she remembered from her dad’s weekends.
Phineas and Ferb
Levels of Violence
by LeeBarnett
17. height difference kisses where one person has to bend do wn and the other is on their tippy toes
Phineas and Ferb
The Salad
by Unknown__Books
(Series inspired by Vanessa's line "I grew up hearing your evil scheming down the hall" from the song: Not So Bad A Dad.) This is Perry's POV of my first fic, Down the Hall, but it can be read as a stand-alone.Heinz passes out from exhaustion mid-monologue, leaving Perry concerned for both him and his daughter.
Phineas and Ferb
A potentially explicit work
Phineas and Ferb
Someone to Listen
by Unknown__Books
(Series inspired by Vanessa's song: Not So Bad a Dad.) This is the same story as Down the Hall parts 1 and 2 but from Heinz's perspective. It can be read as a stand-alone.Heinz wakes up to find that Perry has done nice things for him and his daughter.