Inanimate Objects

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Fantastic Four (Comicverse)+3

Tied to the Wait and Sees

by Mizzy

Johnny Storm's in love. With Spider-man. Except no one seems to even believe Johnny when he tells them. Everyone thinks he's totally joking. What a buzzkill. Even his bff doesn't react supportively, which is rude, disrespectful, and completely awkward when Johnny walks into a time anomaly and wakes up in the future married not to his beloved Spider-man, but to Peter Parker. Huh, no wonder Parker reacted so badly to the news.

Teen 14k words 1 ch Complete 4k kudos

Crack · Inanimate Objects · Time Travel · Fluff and Crack· +4 more

The Avengers (2012)

Acquired Vocabulary

by icarus_chained

Small crack fic, written for a prompt. Steve's shield starts talking to him. Turns out it's acquired a somewhat impressive vocabulary. Tony is ... amused.

General 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 918 kudos

Crack · Humor · Inanimate Objects · Language· +1 more

Justice League vs. Teen Titans (2016)+5

A Collection of Alternate DamiRae Lives

by Eleanore_Delphinium

A Collection and Compilation of some DamiRae stories I created. AUs Existing:Reciprocate.DrabblesTeaserDaughter Of TrigonMidnight RendezvousThe EngagementBareLazarus’ Pit: The Demon Lost His HeadThe GalleryHeart of StonePillow Talk

General 157k words 30 / ? ch In progress 596 kudos

Alternate Ending · Alternate Timeline · Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence· +58 more

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)

The Ring Cycle

by Lumeleo

The Ring has seen many a beautiful, precious thing in his day, but nothing that gleams quite like the Arkenstone. The Arkenstone, on the other hand, is used to being admired, yet there is something quite different about the admiration of the Ring than that of a thousand mortals.As long as they shine and entice as they do, though, they can never be together, as people will soon hide them away. The ingenious solution? Use some of their power -- well, mostly the Ring's power -- to create something else.They have the prettiest little pebbles, naturally.

General 4.8k words 1 ch Complete 487 kudos

POV Inanimate Object · Inanimate Objects · Crack · Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies· +1 more