Incompetence

Tag · 37 works

19 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 63% are complete. The average one runs about 3,000 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Call of Duty (Video Games)

The Civilian’s Field Guide to Task Force 141

by silverlullabies

Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz all enlisted when they were practically kids and the military basically raised them as a result. They know how to dismantle a rifle blindfolded, patch a sucking chest wound, and conduct recon in hostile territory; but put them in a normal house, in a normal neighborhood, in a normal environment and suddenly it’s game over.Because they’re bad at it. Really bad. By Day Three you have already decided that the four men across the street are either undercover agents, aliens trying out human cosplay, or the weirdest polycule of gay men on the eastern seaboard.Because how the fuck do four fully grown men collectively fail to figure out how to operate a lawn mower or light a grill without a column of flame visible to the ISS?Or: A comprehensive log of why your home insurance premium is about to skyrocket.

General 19k words 7 / ? ch In progress 471 kudos

Crack · Crack Treated Seriously · Domestic Fluff · Fluff and Humor· +17 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

The Way the World Ends

by EvilDime

Collection of drabbles that feature someone dying or someone's world coming to an end in amusing, sad or weird ways.

Teen 11k words 24 / ? ch In progress 63 kudos

Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins · Angst · Animagus · Azkaban· +17 more

Madness Combat (Web Series)

Files from the Scientific Department

by Anonymous

Attempting to improve Nevada with blood, sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids that may be used for hydropower and other utilities.Also known for the invention of the [DATA REDACTED] and for having the most consecutive Darwin Awards in a two three X amount of years and counting.

Teen 1.1k words 3 / ? ch In progress 35 kudos

Alternate Universe - SCP Foundation · Attempt at Humor · Bad Decisions · I'm Bad At Tagging· +6 more

Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Puzzles and Pride

by TheCat1987

Buckzo's latest haul from the Human Crap Thrift Shop causes a new interest for Blitzo when he discovers a bunch of puzzles. When Buckzo won't help him, Blitzo seeks assistance from King Paimon. But with his son relying on the owl king, the old ringmaster starts to feel left out and stupid.

General 4k words 2 ch Complete 19 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Alternate Universe · Childhood Friends · Childhood Memories· +27 more

Game of Thrones (TV)

The leaves fall

by ValyrianDragon

History written like fire and blood; consider this as a history text written by a measter around 50/100 years after the fact.little fanfic that I wrote to imagine the continuation of the adventure of our very dear Sansa, or a story or the consequences of his actions falls to her on the corner of the face. read the tags

Teen 6.2k words 1 ch Complete 15 kudos

Defamation · Depression · I hate this character and it feels · Incompetence· +4 more

Hannibal (TV)+1

Hannibal Firma

by pantalaimon

David and Trexel squabble their way through FBI investigations, while Will and Hannibal take planet design to a whole new murderous level.

Teen 2k words 2 / ? ch In progress 14 kudos

Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism · Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Character Swap · Arguing· +15 more

Good Omens (TV)+1

When in Camelot...

by elf_on_the_shelf, Pasta_Muffin

Lady Crowley accidentally becomes the centre of attention while trying to organise a heist in Camelot. Her aim: steal Excalibur.

Teen 4.3k words 1 / ? ch In progress 14 kudos

Comedy of Errors · Courtly Love · Gratuitous Medieval history references · Heist· +5 more

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Autism Drabbles

by Randomfandomlov3

Different scenarios, for the autistic main character, all drawn from my reactions to things. Bucky helps her through the experiences. this is all my personal experience with autism. it affects everybody differently and everybody might have different preferences. I tried to keep the description of the reader to a minimum.

General 2.6k words 3 / ? ch In progress 13 kudos

Autism · Personal Experience · Self-Esteem Issues · Self-Doubt· +6 more