Dream SMP+1
The Adventures of Idiot and Asshole
by SilverWing15
He opens his eyes and he’s laying face down on the ground. He spits a bit of crimson fungus out of his mouth. He carefully lifts his head with a groan.Alright, not the most auspicious start, but he has to keep going.Phil drags himself up to his knees.There’s a furious growl from the trees. His head whips up.Oh fuck. The brute.Phil swallows. “Hey--” he croaks, “hey mate--”The piglin snarls and storms across the clearing. Fuck. Phil leans back, manages to crabwalk a few inches back before the bastard is on him. He’s shoved onto his back, the piglin’s hand heavy and harsh around his throat.Oh fuck, this is how he dies.