Monty Python

Tag · 64 works

46 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 91% are complete. The average one runs about 8,900 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Queen (Band)+3

In the Year of the Cat

by sallyjay4

Worried she'll fail psychology and ruin her GPA, a young college girl named Julia agrees to be the guinea pig for a secret experiment - and accidentally winds up in 1977 with none other than her obsession, Freddie Mercury. (Shocker, right?) Her only wish is to get back home, but in the meantime she uses this impossible chance to really discover the man beneath the mask. And gets much more than she bargained for. This is her story.

Teen 291k words 86 ch Complete 251 kudos

Rock Stars · Rock and Roll · Music · Bohemian Rhapsody· +33 more

Merlin (TV)

BURN Him

by Reyn

The villagers have decided Merlin is a sorcerer. And they would very much like to burn him.

General 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 203 kudos

Monty Python · Alternate Reality

The Hobbit - All Media Types+3

An Unexpected Road Trip

by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise

After narrowly escaping from the Misty Mountains, Thorin Oakenshield and Company continue their quest to reclaim their homeland. They must pass through the deep south, avoid the perils of Mirkwood in Louisiana, and finally come to the Lonely Mountain in New Mexico. But what dangers and tricks is the dragon of the mountain preparing? What of the Orcs tracking them? And will Bramble Baggins be able to find the Arkenstone without becoming a victim of dragon fire? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield. Trigger Warning: Non-sexual violence against a woman and general sadism in chapters twenty-one and twenty-four.

Teen 49k words 25 ch Complete 203 kudos

fem!Bilbo · Female Bilbo · Female Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield · Alternate Universe· +105 more

Batman - All Media Types+4

The Holy Grail

by ScorchedAlpine

(Whumptober Prompt #3, Delirium)It's apparently unacceptable for them to leave Dick's line of sight. So they don't.

General 416 words 1 ch Complete 183 kudos

Brotherly Bonding · Delirium · Family Dynamics · Fluff and Angst· +4 more

Doctor Who

Which Witch

by victorian_sexstache

The Doctor uses Monty Python tactics to get the Master out of a sticky situation.

Teen 780 words 1 ch Complete 144 kudos

Crack · Witches · Monty Python

Transformers Generation One

Wreath Hope

by vericus

Prowl's dark past is revealed, Mirage gets to call mechs 'uncultured barbarians', Bluestreak is grouchy, and Huffer is a glitter fairy. Wait, what?

General 6.2k words 1 ch Complete 139 kudos

Humour · Sunstreaker's Art · Christmas Parties · Monty Python

Homestuck

HSWC 2014 Bonus Round 5

by spockandawe

All my written fills for the fifth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.These prompts took the form of quotes, both real and fake, attributed to real people, fictional sources, or song lyrics.

Teen 11k words 20 / ? ch In progress 120 kudos

Heartache · Quadrant Confusion · Emotional Hurt · Break Up· +32 more

Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Good Fortune Witch

by odysseusnb

"I've got YELLOW SSSSNAKE EYESSSS and you're gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitroussss oxide-" "-I am not-" "-and we're living in the middle of a massive WITCH HUNT!"

General 373 words 1 ch Complete 100 kudos

Witch Hunts · Monty Python · Crack · I'm so sorry· +1 more

Sherlock (TV)

Mycrofts Flying Circus

by TheArtStudentYouHate

The Holmes family have always been big fans of Monty Python. Greg Lestrade knows this when he invites Mycroft to a cocktail party with a special guest.

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 80 kudos

RPF · i guess · Established Relationship · surprise meeting· +4 more

Daredevil (TV)

What The Curtains

by tj_teejay

Sometimes Matt and Foggy resort to quoting Monty Python when they’re properly inebriated.

Teen 459 words 1 ch Complete 73 kudos

Monty Python · The Holy Grail

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

A Day to Remember

by little0bird

James hoped he could convincingly pull off a vague sort of indisposition that would allow him to stay home today. His time in primary school was drawing to a close and he would begin at Hogwarts in September. His favorite memories were of staying home with one of his parents on the infrequent occasions he was ill, and he had their undivided attention.

Teen 5.5k words 1 ch Complete 64 kudos

Domestic Fluff · James Likes Monty Python and the Holy Grail · Monty Python · Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Freeform· +3 more

Iron Man (Movies)+1

Tis but a Scratch

by foolyoulove

"Tony, that might need stitches." "I'm fine," he drawled sleepily, "’tis but a scratch." "Monty Python?  Really?  I'm not convinced that you're not also concussed."

Teen 306 words 1 ch Complete 64 kudos

Monty Python · Banter · Fluff · punchdrunk!Tony· +1 more

Hannibal (TV)+1

Cheese Shop

by cmsprite79

Hannibal is hungry for a particular flavor from his past so he walks into a very unusual cheese shop but finds no cheese and a very unusual cheese shop owner. Sparks fly as Hannibal tries to make a purchase. He leaves the shop without any cheese but he doesn’t leave empty-handed.

Teen 4.2k words 1 ch Complete 50 kudos

Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting · Comedy · Confident Will Graham · Crack· +9 more

Young Justice (Cartoon)

Flannel His Little Black

by thesunkid

Prompt: "I didn't want to be a sidekick! I wanted to be a lumberjack!"

General 1.3k words 1 ch Complete 44 kudos

Crack · Community: yj_anon_meme · Monty Python · Lumberjack