Mute!Perry

Tag · 27 works

20 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 95% are complete. The average one runs about 1,300 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Phineas and Ferb

Myriads of Shards of the Connexions between Us

by WinryWeiss

For years Vanessa bore silent witness of the growing relationship between her father and the man that slowly but surely came to care for him, despite claiming to be mortal enemies.The thing is, in the matter of the heart, Perry is much, much more oblivious than Heinz. Hard to believe, but, oh, the stories she could tell.

Teen 4.1k words 1 ch Complete 671 kudos

(well…slowburnish) · Alternate Universe - Human · Developing Relationship · Domestic Fluff· +26 more

Phineas and Ferb

Part of the Package

by WinryWeiss

A relationship with a divorced man is a relationship with his daughter.

General 369 words 1 ch Complete 487 kudos

Alternate Universe - Human · Canon Compliant · Domestic · Family Feels· +9 more

Phineas and Ferb

The Tattoo of the Soul

by WinryWeiss

The problem with soul-tattoos is, they are one big conundrum. Not a name of your soulmate, nor a timer counting down until you meet face to face. No, that would be too easy.The colours beneath one's skin assume a form significant to the person that completes you, in one way or the other. But deciphering it... Heinz Doofenshmirtz never met his soulmate, whose mark took a form of a platypus guarding Heinz' back.Now, his evil career is finally going places, and he's assigned to a secret agent with that very codename.

Teen 2.2k words 1 ch Complete 436 kudos

(kinda) · (well…slowburnish) · Alternate Universe - Human · Alternate Universe - Soulmates· +25 more

Phineas and Ferb

The New Science Teacher

by WinryWeiss

In which the first day after the fall vacation at Danville High School starts out with a bang. Or rather, with DNA mutating accident.Also featuring a new science teacher with almost unpronounceable surname, his despairing daughter and a suave stranger with teal hair who somehow seized school parking space for his hovercraft, despite not belonging amongst the teaching staff,

General 2.8k words 1 ch Complete 426 kudos

Alternate Universe - Human · Doof 101 · Friends & Family · Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)· +15 more

Phineas and Ferb

Dancings Not A Crime

by deathishauntedbyhumans

Doofenshmirtz is supposedly planning something Evil for the Mayor’s fancy cotillion. Perry is tasked to stop him... but it turns out Doof’s plans aren’t actually as Evil as Perry has been led to believe.

General 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 393 kudos

Dancing · Cotillion - Freeform · Mission Fic · well kinda· +6 more

Phineas and Ferb

Calculated Risk

by WinryWeiss

No explosions, no swarm of fedora-wearing agents, no aliens in spaceships hell-bent on world domination, just a logic-defying contraption at the backyard.All in all, nothing unusual in the Flynn-Fletcher household.Only this time, Perry’s nephews had the help of certain no-longer-evil scientist.

General 285 words 1 ch Complete 382 kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon · Alternate Universe - Human · Canon Compliant · Ficlet· +8 more

Phineas and Ferb

Of Neckties and Confidence

by WinryWeiss

In which, before the first day of his new career, doctor Doofenshmirtz contemplates not only his fashion choices.

General 779 words 1 ch Complete 370 kudos

Alternate Universe – Human · Doof 101 · Friends & Family · Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)· +15 more

Phineas and Ferb

Mainstream Beauty be Damned

by TheNightSkyObserver

Things seem a bit too quiet at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Perry gets sent to investigate. An ordinary day turns into an extraordinary one through love.

Teen 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 345 kudos

Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) · Alternate Universe -Human · Human Perry · Perryshmirtz - Freeform· +17 more

Phineas and Ferb

Gesture

by WinryWeiss

It’s maybe a little ironic that the person Heinz goes to for relationship advice is one of his failed relationships.

Teen 1.1k words 1 ch Complete 342 kudos

Alternate Universe - Human · Canon Compliant · Domestic · Episode: s01e21 It's About Time· +14 more

Phineas and Ferb

Roses and Ropes

by WinryWeiss

Heinz needs to practise for his Valentine Day scheme. Luckily his daughter could spare a moment. (And an eye-roll. Or dozen.)

Teen 847 words 1 ch Complete 306 kudos

(Indirect) Date Invitation · Alternate Universe - Human · Ambiguous Relationships · Ambiguous Species· +18 more

Phineas and Ferb

Just roll with it (A little TLC)

by WinryWeiss

In which the school dance is constantly teetering on the edge of disaster.Well, maybe not constantly, but the most accident-prone teacher acting as a supervisor is certainly a safety hazard.

General 1.2k words 1 ch Complete 278 kudos

Alternate Universe - Human · Doof 101 · Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) · Mute Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)· +10 more

Phineas and Ferb

This is your Backseat Driver talking

by WinryWeiss

Perry has one friend that could provide him with a ride as well as backup for a space rescue mission. Unfortunately, Peter tends to provide unwanted relationship advice as well.

Teen 519 words 1 ch Complete 224 kudos

Alternate Universe - Human · Episode: Meapless in Seattle · Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) · Mute Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)· +7 more

Phineas and Ferb

Thwarting by any other name…

by WinryWeiss

After the latest collab mission, a bunch of O.W.C.A.’s agents went into a bar…

Teen 447 words 1 ch Complete 206 kudos

(neither of Perryshmirtz makes an appearance – but they are the topic of the conversation) · About Without · Alternate Universe - Human · Canon Compliant· +10 more

Phineas and Ferb

Through the Camera Lens

by WinryWeiss

Unbeknown to O.W.C.A.’s best agent and Danville’s pettiest villainous evildoer, their daily battles have an avid spectator.

General 495 words 1 ch Complete 201 kudos

(UST obvious to anyone but those two idiots) · Ambiguous Species · Canon Compliant · Mute Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)· +14 more

Phineas and Ferb

Treading on Tiptoes

by WinryWeiss

Sometimes, talking is unnecessary. Sometimes, you simply know.OrThe events of “Lost in Danville” and the aftermath of the revelations which were brought up to the spotlight.

General 829 words 1 ch Complete 183 kudos

(I’ve done it! I’ve written a proper canon platy!Perry!) · (Today’s the day!) · Canon Compliant · Interspecies Relationship(s)· +10 more