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Pears

Tag · 44 works

24 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 83% are complete. The average one runs about 2,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Compilation of Final Fantasy VII+2

The Time Between Stories

by ToastedCatBread

It was over.The grand finale. The last encore. The curtain fell. It was supposed to be ‘happily ever after’. But it wasn’t. Instead, Cloud was haunted by the shadow of darkness that relentlessly sank his fangs into his soul and didn’t let go. An explanation of how Cloud went from OG Cloud to broody AC Cloud.

Teen 3.7k words 1 ch Complete 157 kudos

AC Sephiroth · After the “Happily Ever After” of OG · Angst · Creepy· +18 more

Star Wars - All Media Types+3

Baby Duty

by magicgoldenflower

Hera and Kanan are needed for meetings while located on the new rebel base. Since babies aren't really advised to tag along, someone on the Ghost crew is put on baby duty.

General 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 152 kudos

Adult Ezra Bridger · Adult Sabine Wren · Baby Jacen · Babysitter Ezra· +15 more

The Vampire Dies in No Time (Anime)+1

Meaning's What We Make Of It

by WyvernQuill

RONALD: I really don’t hate you.DRALUC: You tell me you hate me far too often for that.RONALD: I never mean it.DRALUC: He doesn’t mean it! Well, you’re plenty mean to me anyway.RONALD: I don’t mean to be mean.DRALUC: And I don’t nice to be nice, but here we are anyway.

General 1k words 1 ch Complete 151 kudos

Absurd · Bickering · Breaking the Fourth Wall · Endgame in particular· +8 more

Star Wars - All Media Types+2

I May Never Eat Pears

by CheyanneChika

Anakin wants to ask Padmé to the Yule Ball.Obi-Wan is there for moral support. (Or is he?)Cody is only there because he was promised explosions.

Teen 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 130 kudos

Fluff · Crack · Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting · Alternate Universe - Hogwarts· +11 more

Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Ap-pear-ances May Be Deceiving

by kinetikatrue

You never know what you're going to overhear at your local coffee shop - but Lisa really would never have guessed about the divorcing couple a few tables over.

Teen 2.4k words 1 ch Complete 115 kudos

Amicable Divorce · Banter · Bets & Wagers · Old Married Couple· +6 more

Doctor Who

Eating Soil

by NateTheWolf

The gang get fed up of the Doctor eating soil, and they learn that she hates - no, despises pears. What do they do? Get her to eat a pear of course.

General 930 words 1 ch Complete 101 kudos

Eating Soil · Pears · Humour · Slight bit of angst· +3 more

Star Wars - All Media Types+1

Improv Night

by orphan_account

During a long needed leave for the 501st Legion, all Rex wants to do is lie down and sleep. Unfortunately, his brothers don't.

Teen 2.6k words 1 ch Complete 84 kudos

Crack · He needs to sleep · Idiotic Brothers and Generals · and new brothers· +5 more

Compilation of Final Fantasy VII

Dis Pear

by AceStarChaser

Sephiroth didn't know why it started, but now it seemed like it would never stop. He would never escape the pears. (FF7 crack with a bit of time travel.)

Teen 695 words 1 ch Complete 77 kudos

Pears · Time Travel · but only slightly - Freeform

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan+5

Two Demigods in a Pear

by BobInTheComments

Percy and Nico volunteer to get a Christmas tree for Hazel.It goes about as well as you would expect.

Teen 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 68 kudos

12daysofperciconicercy · Percico - Freeform · Christmas · two dorks in love· +7 more