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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)+7

Too Many Turtles

by DysfunctionalRequest

CaptainLeo:@everyoneWhoever’s Mikey has been screaming in the ASMR voice channel for three hours straight, could you get him out?HasTheBraincell:I’m so sorry that’s mineI wondered why he was so quiet~~Electro~~:THREE HOURS SHDHSJJSKI_Crave_Chemicals:This is the third time in four days.Please control your Mikey or I will have to use force~In universe 2003, Donnie tries to experiment with the inter dimensional gun the 1987 turtles had given him. Instead, he accidentally creates a multiversal chat room for many different versions of his brothers, and counting.It certainly makes life…interesting.TLDR: multiverse group chat between most iterations of the turtles. Starts with 2003, 2012 and 2018 but more are added as I go. 50% plot and 50% chaos.*now includes the 87, mutant mayhem and bayverse boys!*

General 219k words 73 / ? ch In progress 5.1k kudos

03 Mikey is his own warning · 2003 Leo lost his braincell privileges · Autistic Donatello (TMNT) · Autistic Leonardo (TMNT)· +41 more

Dream SMP+2

To Reform. [Discontinued]

by Kennylovesboobs

Dream and Technoblade come across a baby in the woods. Both inexperienced with parenthood, Dream decides to keep the baby and forces Techno to join in on this fresh life of parenthood as well. They end up clashing against eachother and correcting mistakes along the way...Will these two warriors eventually fall head over heels for eachother and give Ranboo a whole set of parents, or will the odds be against them...?

Teen 36k words 24 / ? ch In progress 3.6k kudos

Angst · Angst with a Happy Ending · Baby Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF) · Bad Parenting· +22 more

Marvel+1

Hot Potato

by copperbadge

Potato Rescue is the hottest new food truck nobody knows about. Steve is determined to make Sam Wilson king of all potatoes.

General 2.3k words 1 ch Complete 2.6k kudos

Alternate Universe · Alternate Universe - Chefs · Food Trucks · Cooking· +6 more

Dream SMP - Fandom+1

Techno Has A Problem

by Soulless_Fawn

Techno gets these episodes were he needs to protect someone. It’s usually Phil who has to deal with the overprotective piglin hybrid. But Phil’s gone for the day and the voices shout at him. Shout at him to protect. And so he turns to Ranboo. He didn’t mean to wake the poor boy up so early in the morning. But he was his friend. Someone Techno knew deserved protection.And now Ranboo is stuck with a overprotective Techno. The thing is, he didn’t even know it was happening. He just thought they were having breakfast.

General 4.5k words 2 ch Complete 2.3k kudos

Accidents · Blood and Injury · Breakfast · Cats· +23 more

Hermitcraft RPF+2

MCYT oneshots.

by Anonymous

MCYT oneshots! I am taking requests but pls nothing romantic/smutty. Enjoy.Chapter one: Techno Sleep DeprivationChapter two: In which Tommy and Wilbur don't just ignore Eret's offer of sanctuary after the election.Chapter three: Techno Social Anxiety/MeltdownChapter Four: Adopted-by-Phil Wilbur takes care of his younger foster brother Techno.Chapter Five: Bad takes care of a sick Skeppy

General 31k words 13 / ? ch In progress 1.9k kudos

ADHD · Adoption · Angst · Emotional Hurt/Comfort· +21 more

Dream SMP+2

Beginnings

by ImperialKatwala

Every story has a beginning, and people's stories are no different. Often, the start of a story can determine the course of the remainder, so it is occasionally necessary to see where someone came from to understand how they got to where they are.

General 35k words 13 / ? ch In progress 1.4k kudos

A little bit of violence · And NOT FROM DADZA · Birthday Fluff · Bonding Time· +26 more

Hunter X Hunter

Keep Your Eyes Peeled

by tribbulations

For the tumblr AU prompt “I'm a cashier and I saw you stuffing you pants full of potatoes and I would stop you but you already have 27 and I want to see how many you can fit"

Teen 878 words 1 ch Complete 1.2k kudos

Alternate Universe - Grocery Store · Bad Flirting · Potatoes · Humor

Danny Phantom+2

The Phantom Martian

by lexosaurus

When Astronaut Mark Watney went to Mars, he knew there was a chance he'd never come home. Now, though, he's determined to last long enough for NASA to save him because this whole dying for science thing is not as fun as it sounds.Meanwhile, Danny Fenton is just trying to keep his identity a secret amidst a potential crisis with his powers. Seriously, what's up with that weird current under his skin? Why is he having so much trouble controlling it? And why does it feel so familiar...?In a fit of determination (and possible stupidity), Danny goes to Mars to save Watney, only to add to both their crises when he arrives and can't get home. Will NASA save them? Will Danny have a home to return to if they do?

Teen 105k words 18 / ? ch In progress 1.1k kudos

Canon Rewrite · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · trapped on mars · NASA uses ecto-technology· +12 more

Minecraft (Video Game)+1

To Make a House a Home

by Anonymous

The election is lost. Living in a ravine under a dirt shack in the middle of the woods is a depressed ex-president, his sword wielding kid brother, and a pink-haired guy with very questionable self care skills. Somehow, they'll turn that ravine into home.

Teen 30k words 13 ch Complete 1k kudos

Alternate Universe - Minecraft · Angst · Astraphobia · Emotional Hurt/Comfort· +22 more

Minecraft (Video Game)+2

Without a Home

by Anonymous

Technoblade doesn't remember a time that he wasn't alone. He's never had anyone to rely on, and he fully expects his temporary placement with Phil and his two sons, Wilbur and Tommy, to be the latest in a long line or horrible situations. Spoilers: It's not.

General 15k words 8 ch Complete 1k kudos

Adoption · Angst · Angst with a Happy Ending · Anxiety· +20 more

My Hero Academia

silence of the yams

by dinosuns

The door closes, leaving Todoroki alone in the one place he has always felt a little lost in. In Bakugou’s absence, the kitchen seems to have become more mysterious and cryptic than before. The counter seems more vast, the utensils are elusive, the drawers harbour great secrets. Todoroki stares at the potatoes; they stare right back.-- OR: "What the fuck do you mean you can’t peel a potato?”

Teen 5k words 1 ch Complete 1k kudos

bad humour · Domestic Fluff · Fluff · Bad Cooking· +12 more

Minecraft (Video Game)+1

Primes and Prayers

by ImperialKatwala

It's hard being a religious minority. It's significantly less hard when people are willing to help you out.Or, five times people were supportive of Technoblade's religion, and one time he was supportive of theirs.

General 4.6k words 6 ch Complete 763 kudos

5+1 Things · Bells · I miss the Bedrock Bros · Lots of that· +10 more

Captain America (Movies)+1

Heartache (I Miss You)

by SmallPotat

Eventually, the smell forces Bucky's hand. The scent of new omega mixed with the leather, pine and patriotic sense of duty that is one Steven Grant Rogers, lingers on his best friend. And Bucky hates it.

Teen 5.4k words 1 ch Complete 750 kudos

Alternate Universe - No Powers · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics · Non-Graphic Violence· +12 more

Video Blogging RPF

there's no colour in san francisco

by sootified

Techno really just wanted to spend a few more months on his farm, making sure his competition could never, ever catch up with him. He'd visit L'manberg and try to hunt down his dad sometime later, but for now, he just wants to relax.Sadly, his family has entirely different plans for him. At least those plans include murdering some nerds.

Teen 3.5k words 1 ch Complete 740 kudos

Adopted Sibling Relationship · BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD · Blood and Gore · Letters· +17 more

Minecraft (Video Game)+1

Tiny Book of Techno Tales

by spcb

Technoblade stories are as warm as fresh soup and as cold as Steve's heart. I do requests! Leave them in the comments!Chapter 17: Death doesn't discriminate, between the sinners and the saints

Teen 11k words 18 / ? ch In progress 740 kudos

Adopted Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF) · Age Regression/De-Aging · Alternate Universe - Among Us (Video Game) Setting · Alternate Universe - Fantasy· +38 more

Minecraft (Video Game)+1

Understanding

by hamham1o1

Tommy and Dream have an argument

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 695 kudos

Angry Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF) · Angry TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF) · Angst · Arguing· +8 more