Avatar: The Last Airbender
Intimate Counselors
by mindbending
The Fire Nation's royal accountant lunges towards Zuko, brandishing a stack of receipts like a shield. “I’m referring to the flowers you bought him.”“That was a matter of cultural exchange."“What about the jewelry?”“That wasn’t jewelry, it was just gem-enhanced accessories!”"But you ordered him five sets of custom nightclothes!”(For some reason, the whole world's convinced that Zuko is Sokka's sugar daddy.)