Profanity

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Spider-Man - All Media Types+3

Hot Ones: Spider-Man Tries Not to Spill His Secrets While Eating Hot Wings

by Jenniboo311

Sean laughs and continues as he opens the bottle and dabs a little on his wing, "Now Spidey, this is called 'the last dab', as you know. For the viewers at home, it's called 'the last dab' because it's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing, but you don't have to, we won't judge if you can't handle it." Spider-Man doesn't hesitate, "Yes you will. You'll totally judge. Hit me!" and holds out his hand for the bottle. Sean laughs as Spider-Man dabs extra on his wing and agrees, "I mean yeah, we totally would." Spider-Man takes a deep breath and tries to gather his courage. "God, I'd rather get yeeted into the Hudson again. At least I'd stop sweating."

Teen 18k words 4 ch Complete 3.9k kudos

First We Feast · hot ones · Sean Evans - Freeform · Interview· +22 more

My Hero Academia

Family Ties

by kabibblekitsch

As far as the world is concerned, Enji Todoroki is an only child. And you'd like to keep it that way.Too bad your brother's screw-ups land you with his kid, and you're suddenly thrown into his world anyway.

Teen 38k words 16 / ? ch In progress 3.5k kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Being An Asshole · Shoto Todoroki gets the family he fucking deserves · Dad Might· +18 more

Merlin (TV)

We Seem To Have Found

by Ohnonnynonny

In which the knights adopt Merlin. Separately and then altogether.

Teen 6.7k words 1 ch Complete 3.1k kudos

First Meetings · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting · University · no magic· +12 more

Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types+2

child of the vine from water to wine by BlueCartoons-hrgdpjfq

by BlueCartoons

When the woman returned with the baby boy in her arms, Poseidon loomed over his shoulder and Dionysus somehow resisted the urge to scoff as he examined the baby boy. His uncle’s overprotective streak wasn’t ending anytime soon. The boy’s hair was black, certain to be unruly. But the bigger issue was the eyes. The boy inherited his father’s sea green eyes and would instantly give him away. “The eyes have to go.” Both the woman and Poseidon tense and the wine god doesn’t resist scoffing this time. “As in his eye color! Did you think I meant gouging his eyes out?!” Or: In order to hide Percy’s parentage, Poseidon convinces Dionysus to claim Percy instead.

Teen 77k words 20 ch Complete 2.1k kudos

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Alternate Universe - Grape Juice (Percy Jackson) · Child of Dionysus Percy Jackson · Constructive Criticism Welcome· +16 more