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21 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 76% are complete. The average one runs about 13,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Hand in Glove

by orphan_account

Set during the Christmas break of Harry's fifth year.Harry can't sleep, so he takes a walk and ends up bumping into Draco Malfoy. Verbal jabs are exchanged but then things start to get deep, and they both find out more than they intended about the other.

Teen 95k words 22 ch Complete 1.8k kudos

i need to stop naming fanfictions after the smiths songs · Gloves · Snow · snowdays· +20 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Harry Questions Dark

by SpaceOut

Harry really doesn't act like an eleven year old, he's aware of that, however, he really doesn't care to act his age either. It leads to...Interesting situations among peers.Seriously Draco, you're eleven.

Teen 1.7k words 1 ch Complete 1.4k kudos

Crack · Crack Treated Seriously · Sort Of · Slytherin Harry· +12 more

Marvel Cinematic Universe+2

The 12 Hugs of Christmas

by notapartytrick

Peter Parker endures a lot more than he gives himself credit for, the extent of which Tony Stark is only beginning to see as he grows inexorably closer to his dedicated "intern." Oh, and Christmas is coming up too.

Teen 47k words 12 ch Complete 1.2k kudos

Fluff · Irondad · Anxiety · Hot Chocolate· +27 more

Deadpool - All Media Types+1

Shooting For Your Heart

by X_Gon_Give_It

“In my defense, I didn’t expect you to get hurt.” “And I didn’t expect to be run out of town, yet here we are.”He went suddenly stiff, “Wait...you were run out of town?”“As if you didn’t know,” Peter grumbled, but when he looked up he did a double-take at Wade's confused expression. “Almighty, you really don’t know, do you?” he snapped the drawer shut, “Well, after that little fiasco by Two-Stone Canyon, a little rumor spread that me and you were in cahoots. The rumor got some ground and it turned the whole town against me. I was run out before I could defend my case. Why'dya think I was out there the other night to begin with?” <><><><><><>When Peter Parker, a deputy known as Webslinger, gets accused of working with the West's deadliest outlaw he finds himself on the run from the people he once trusted. In an effort to prove his innocence, he finds himself captured by the very outlaw tarnishing his name.

Teen 43k words 4 ch Complete 716 kudos

BAMF Peter Parker · BAMF Wade Wilson · Canon-Typical Violence · Cowboy AU· +16 more

Star Wars - All Media Types+1

An Eventful Day

by Threebea (Beewaggle)

The twins come four days earlier and everything changes.

General 2k words 1 ch Complete 278 kudos

Pre-Relationship · Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence · Baby Luke · baby leia· +8 more

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Voltron: Legendary Drabbles

by uncouth_peasant

1. “‘ Wait,’ he intervened. ‘Want me how?’”2. “‘ Marlen has 32 watermelons; he eats twelve. How many does he have left?’”3. “ Hunk was just trying to enjoy himself.”4. “ When they got out of this, Keith was going to kill him.”5. “I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF THIS”6. “Change of plans”7. “I don’t know what your problem is”8. “SHIITAKE”Chapter 2!1: Read the Room2: Monsters and Morons3: 1,2,3. Eyes on Me4: Family Game Night5: Helping6: Family Road Trips7: Important Questions8: More Questions9: Stop Screaming10: Brotherly Tingz11: Loyalty12: Bless His Not-Kitchen-Proof Heart13: As Advertised14: Who?15: MannersCh 3!16. I mean, technically—17. Notes18. Nobody: Asked19. John Leonnon20. Give Thanks21. Language22. Problems23. Milk24. Mama Mia25. Focus on the Positives Here26. I Walnut You27. _______!28. Typical

Teen 9.4k words 3 ch Complete 257 kudos

3am writing · Angst · Author wrote this instead of doing homework · Bad Puns· +41 more

Daredevil (TV)+2

Red Bug

by Lilacs_and_the_sea

Matt joins team red for a fight and stays for mcflurries

Teen 1k words 3 ch Complete 183 kudos

Fluff · Fluff and Humor · Team Red (Marvel) · Crime Fighting· +17 more

Spider-Man - All Media Types+1

Falling

by KingOfJacks

On cue, his Spider-Sense flared, uncaring of who it was warning him of, uncaring that he was in no danger, uncaring that Gwen Stacy – above anyone else in the multiverse – would never hurt him.

General 628 words 1 ch Complete 147 kudos

web swinging · Alternate Dimension · Romance · Quips

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)+2

Flight School

by blistry

Poe uses highly unconventional methods to teach Rey some tricky flight maneuvers.

Teen 1.6k words 1 ch Complete 133 kudos

DameRey · JediPilot · Fluff · Cuddling· +3 more

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)

For The People We Love

by momentofchaos

When Daisy gets abducted by shadowy forces, Daniel displays another special kind of worry. Then he and May kick ass.

General 3.2k words 1 ch Complete 105 kudos

Rescue Missions · daniel sousa is damn good at his job · hes also a protective husband · even though his wife is a literal superhero· +6 more

Original Work

John Rich and The Big

by turntap (turntap2)

At 28, John Rich is the youngest cover artist in the illustrious history of The New York Review. This means that, every week, he draws a portrait of some notable person and this portrait becomes the cover of a very prestigious magazine. But when John is tasked with drawing the supposedly vapid (and obviously gorgeous) action movie star, Tyler Hughes, he discovers that Tyler is the one person he cannot draw.This story exists because I'm obsessed with New York and with snarky nerds getting swept off their feet by blonde jocks.

Teen 13k words 2 / ? ch In progress 82 kudos

Enemies to Lovers · Enemies to Friends to Lovers · Banter · Snark· +3 more

Batman (Comics)+1

Oracle Movie Trailer

by centreoftheselights

The secret good Oracle movie that lives in my head.

Teen 952 words 1 ch Complete 70 kudos

Barbara Gordon is Oracle · Jason Todd is Robin · Dick Grayson is Nightwing · Oracle (DC) Origin Story· +9 more