References to Monty Python

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130 works open to everyone here carry this tag; 84% are complete. The average one runs about 12,200 words. Read any of them in your browser, save it as an EPUB, or listen to it.

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Five Nights at Freddy's

Warm Hands & Lullabyes

by 1800ROFLMAO

You could hear the director fussing with something before he finally spoke, “There was… an incident in the daycare.” The day just started for them. How could something have happened already?“Someone get hurt?” “No, no, no one was hurt,” the director assured before correcting himself, “No humans were hurt anyway.”

Teen 15k words 2 ch Complete 1k kudos

AFAB reader - Freeform · Bad Puns · Best Friends · Fluff· +24 more

Star Trek+1

If Crazy Equals Genius

by Huntress8611

The many times that people realize that Captain James Tiberius Kirk is much, much smarter than he seems.

Teen 649 words 2 / ? ch In progress 872 kudos

Genius James T. Kirk · Languages · Languages and Linguistics · Pike is So Done· +5 more

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

REWRITE: Dragons Speak Parseltongue Too, You Know

by Potterwatcher

"I'm all right!" Harry stood up and waved frantically at the keepers with his right hand. He would have used his left as well, but there was a dragon egg glued to it.He did a double take. Nope, that was definitely a dragon egg. Only, this egg didn't look like the other eggs anymore. Instead of being off-white, it was a dark silver with swirling black designs etched into it. But somehow... Harry knew that the designs were runes, and that they were there because of him."It is beautiful." Ignis said approvingly. "My egg chose well.""The egg chose me?" Harry asked in wonder."Yes."Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows.

Teen 54k words 23 / ? ch In progress 642 kudos

Because gingers don't have souls · But Only a Little Bit - Freeform · Comedy · Compulsion Charms· +40 more

Marvel+2

Steve/Tony drabbles

by Fluffypanda

Just a collection of ficlets, most of them probably from imzy tumblr or other social media.Includes Lights on Park Ave submissions from chapter 27 on.

General 12k words 32 / ? ch In progress 454 kudos

Allergies · Alternate Universe - Animals · Alternate Universe - Flower Shop · Alternate Universe - Soulmates· +50 more

The Witcher (TV)+3

Witcher, Witcher

by MerlinOfTheShire

Jaskier has been trying to compose a song about meeting Geralt for a while, but he can't quite get it right. OrJaskier figures out he may be a tad bit in love with Geralt whilst composing a parodied ABBA song.

Teen 1.4k words 1 ch Complete 422 kudos

Almost Kiss · Angst · Based on an ABBA Song · Crack· +19 more

Attack on Titan

O Unholy Night

by ChromeHoplite

First year teacher, Erwin Smith is roped into doing the Christmas Pageant with his kindergarten class. What should be a very simple affair turns into an utter shit show.

Teen 6.3k words 1 ch Complete 398 kudos

Alternate Universe - Kindergarten & Pre-school · Christmas Play · Teacher Erwin Smith · Eren Is a Little Shit· +10 more

Star Wars - All Media Types

General Zombobi

by GoldfinchBright

Cody's General is dead. That doesn't stop him.

Teen 991 words 1 ch Complete 381 kudos

CC-2224 | Cody is So Done · Canon-Typical Violence · Crack · Dismemberment· +5 more

NCT (Band)

Chicken and Egg, Pot and Kettle

by the_aesthetic_of_happiness

When Jeno was told that he was going to become the real equivalent of the main character of a fake dating AU, he couldn’t believe it.

Teen 10k words 1 ch Complete 326 kudos

Alternate Universe - Idols · Celebrity Crush · Celebrity Huang Ren Jun · Domestic Fluff· +12 more

Fate/Zero+1

The Beast of Camelot

by DraketheDragon

Once upon a time, it’s the place where all the best fairy tales start. The ones with happy endings, the ones with dragons and princes and princesses and love at first sight. It always starts with once upon a time because people don’t believe that it can happen now. It always starts with once upon a time and ends with happily ever after. Most of the time, at least. This tale, however, does not start with once upon a time, it starts in the middle, or perhaps near the end. But you, dear reader, need the beginning, because people are like that. They need to know the start before they can understand the end. So, here we go, we’ll start how most fairy tales start. Once upon a time . . .

Teen 74k words 24 / ? ch In progress 295 kudos

All I now about Saber Alter is that she is heartless · Angst with a Happy Ending · Artoria is the Beast · Beauty and the Beast AU· +28 more

DCU+6

The Champion

by blackdragonhellfire

Camp Half-Blood was not expecting to get through the war with the Romans unscathed. But now that the Champion of the Gods is there, they might have a chance. The only problem is that said champion doesn’t really know what he’s doing, and it shows.Or: The one where the author tries to fix the ending of the Blood of Olympus and DC's weird Greek Myth canon.

General 5.4k words 3 / ? ch In progress 290 kudos

AND JUSTICE FOR LEO · Angst · Character Death Fix · Comics/Movie Crossover· +15 more

The Avengers (Marvel Movies)+1

Tis But a Scratch

by rebelmeg

It's movie night at the Avengers Tower, and everyone is enjoying Monty Python and the Holy Grail. However, they kind of forgot about that part where the guy gets his arm cut off... luckily, Bucky doesn't react how anyone would have expected.

General 1.5k words 1 ch Complete 281 kudos

Avengers Family · Avengers Movie Night · References to Monty Python · Making Bucky Laugh· +6 more

The Hobbit - All Media Types+3

An Unexpected Road Trip

by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise

Professor Bramble Baggins is happy teaching folklore and linguistics at Hobbiton University and has no need of adventures, thank you. When Gandalf arrives on her doorstep with a pack of Dwarves and a deal she can’t refuse, she rushes into one of the strangest road trips across America from her little university town of Hobbiton in Indiana, to the Last Homely House of the Cumberland Gap, and to the Misty Mountains of the Carolinas. Modern AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield.

Teen 41k words 21 ch Complete 278 kudos

fem!Bilbo · Female Bilbo · Female Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield · Alternate Universe - Modern Setting· +62 more