Captain America (Movies)+1
Everybody Loves Sam
by hermionesmydawg
"It's not permanent. It's possible nothing will happen. You might want to fuck yourself, however." Sam wonders what the punishment for murder is in Wakanda. Probably not worth it. He sighs. And mentally prepares himself for what may or may not be about to happen to his body. "Seriously though, seduction cookies? What the fuck?" Akeja shrugs. "Okoye likes coconut." *** Sam should definitely know better than to eat any sort of treats left out in a biochemistry lab, so it actually is his fault that he’s utterly irresistible to everyone he encounters. Well, almost everyone.